Sofia Numbers
What is Sofia's ideal age?
57
What is Sofia's eye color? (Sofia close your eyes)
Blue/Hazel/Green-Blue? (idk I can't see them)
What was Sofia's dream job when she was 6 years old?
Intergalactic Popstar (preferably on my own private spaceship, but a chartered one would do)
How many siblings does Sofia have?
1 that I knows of
Which celebrity did Sofia used to DM whenever she was going through tough times?
Gavin DeGraw
What is Sofia's Social Security Number?
***-**-****
What is Sofia's dominant nostril?
The right nostril. (Nostrildamus)
What was the nightmare that Sofia had for multiple years that sometimes still haunts her? BONUS: If you know why this was caused you win 3000 Sofia Points.
I had a nightmare that I was in Jurassic Park and was being dropped into the T-Rex enclosure and right before the T-Rex would eat me I'd startle awake. This happened because I would play the computer game, Zoo Tycoon: Jurassic Park Edition, and anytime a "guest" complained I fed them to the T-Rex.
What song does Sofia make her friends sing to her every year on her birthday in the dark?
Hallelujah, specifically the Shrek version by Rufus Wainwright
Why did Sofia get banned from TikTok after amassing over 561k views and getting a brand deal with Bumble?
My name was OfficialBankofAmerica and I would go onto famous people's Live's and pretend to want to do brand deals with them, but when one of my videos got famous and I worked with Bumble, someone got their revenge on me and reported my account and then the REAL Bank of America stole my account. #RIP
How many enemies does Sofia have (non-celebs)?
4 (TD, LB, LL, CF)
What is Sofia's favorite part of herself?
TeeHee I just wanted to hear what y'all thought. I know I'm perfect.
Why did Sofia wear a ski mask to sleep for 3 weeks straight in the summer of 2013?
I was at summer camp for those 3 weeks and saw a centipede in the cabin and was terrified one would crawl in my ear, so I proceeded to wear a ski mask to sleep in 100F (37C) weather. I almost passed out one morning because I stood up to fast and I was really hot. I still wore it.
What is Sofia's favorite country to meet friends in?
Croatia or France
Can you explain to me what it means when "the government shuts down"? I don't get it. So no laws are passed, but the current ones are still upheld? Are the cops just working for free? Why is TSA involved? Are airports private companies or government run?
I just wanted to learn something.
What is Sofia's ideal number of toes?
4 on each foot, pinky toes make my foot look to chunky.
What body part does Sofia always injure first?
Knees
What would Sofia be reincarnated as?
Mariah Carey 4 hours post-creating All I Want for Christmas Is You
What is the farthest distance in km or miles that Sofia has convinced a friend to travel just to see her gorgeous face, hear her beautiful voice, and just be in her glorious presence?
5,367 miles (8,637 kilometers)
Who is the sexiest world leader in Sofia's eyes? Bonus if you know their partner's name too.
Dutch Prime Minister Rob Jetten and their partner Olympic field hockey player Nicolás "Nico" Keenan
What is the maximum amount of days Sofia can stay in one location without needing a trip?
1 week before doing something a little crazy just to spice it up
What shoe size is Sofia?
Size 6 US, Size 36 EU, Size 4 UK
Who is Sofia's ideal man?
Lee Pace (the ONLY reason this can't happen is because he's gay and I, alas, am a woman)
Who are Rachel and Emma?
Sofia's best friends from her childhood (20 years of friendship basically from the womb)
Do you think Sofia would ever become famous? If so, for what? If not, why?
I don't really want to be famous, too stressful. I'd like to be famous adjacent, just part of a clique or entourage. Curious to learn what you guys think.