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Who in the Bible didn’t have any parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (none)
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
Flood lights
Where did the most talkative people in the world live?
Babylon (Babble on)
Who was the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
David, he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
What animal could Noah not trust on the ark?
The cheetah
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck
Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
Noah. He was floating on his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!”
When is the first tennis match of the Bible mentioned?
When Joseph served in Pharaohs court.
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Adam, he was first in the human race.
Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Even then, men wouldn’t ask for directions
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
Pharaohs daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah use?
A Samson
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Who was the best mathematician in the Bible?
Moses, he wrote the book of numbers
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his bible?
He thought he saw a Job
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson, he brought the house down
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Ruth-less
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Able.
Who were the first people in the Bible to need insurance?
Adam and Eve, they needed more coverage.
Why couldn’t Noah catch any fish?
He only had 2 worms