what is the piece of clothes that is not allowed in the airplane?
I hope it falls.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
What has legs, but doesn’t walk?
A table
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
What has a head but no neck, and have teeth but no mouth?
A garlic.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
What building has the most stories?
The library
what have four legs in a day and six at night?
A bed with a person sleeping.
what is the food that turn on and off?
strogONOFF.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
t stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn
What have two heads, six legs,one tail and four ears?
A cowboy riding a horse.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was a bald
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards