Childhood Trauma
This person, a church member, is the reason I refused to wear shorts for 2 years.
Who is Kelley Goodman?
The teacher that I hated with everything that I had, who became my favorite teacher (and I still keep in contact with them).
Who is Nathaniel Gee?
This was the bone broken and surgically repaired in 2020.
What is the right 5th metatarsal?
My first residence in Auburn, now condemned because of flooding.
What is Cambridge Hall?
This lemony drink is my favorite cocktail.
What is a Lillet Gin Sour?
The location in which I almost drowned because my designated adult was not waiting at the bottom of the water slide.
What is Disney World?
This person was bullied out of Randolph twice: once in 7th grade and again in 10th.
Who is Dollie Meredith Murray?
This is the current medicine cocktail I am on, consisting of one antidepressant and one mood stabilizer.
What is Prozac and Lamictal?
This is the class that I almost failed during Spring semester of Freshman year.
What is Cal 2?
This event was my first time in a bar/club.
What is the Anthro Bar Crawl 2024?
The urban legend that I was most fearful of.
What is Bloody Mary? (also acceptable: Blue Baby Blue)
This person not only ran a successful drug business in the gravel parking lot, but also rented out their car for people to hook up in (until he got expelled).
Who is Rigel Broeren?
In this year of school, I contracted the worst case of the flu ever in my life, while on a school trip to Florida.
What is 8th grade?
This class made me change my major.
What is Museum Studies?
This event was the first time I drank something I did not know the contents of (Jungle Juice).
What is Manna’s 20th Birthday Party?
The name of the “friend” that put me in therapy.
Who is Lilly Williamson?
This is the class that made me seek extra time accommodations for having panic attacks during tests.
What is AP Physics?
After x-rays, this is the medical test that I have received the most of.
What is ultrasounds?
My go-to drink during finals week.
What is Vodka Celsius?
This is the assignment I completed at 6am while hungover in December 2023.
The alias I used while in the hospital as a newborn.
What is Baby Boy Hoover?
This is the contribution to the school from a convicted pedophile that my friends and I tried to get replaced.
What is the Alma Mater?
This is the name I gave to my Nexplanon implant.
What is Magnus?
This is the location that Caitlin and I traveled to with her barely-not-a-stranger friend Brandon during the week before classes our Freshman year.
What is his trailer home outside the French Quarter?
This is the location of the first time I drank to the point of being tipsy, at age 16.
What is “on a deep sea fishing boat off the coast of Florida”?