Mini tale not conected with anything: I was in the hall at school and a guy walks up to a girl and he said, "Are you going out with anyone?" The girl said yes and the guy said "Grr!" in an irritated way and walked off.
I'm serious! It actually happened! It was weird.
100
I look murderously at ML. She glances at me and a look of fear crosses her face. I say, "come with me or ELSE!" We start walking off.
Your options:
1. Follow me and ML. Go to DIE 100.
2. Stand there shocked. Go to NOW 100.
3. Turn and look at the guy. Go to WILL 100.
4. Turn and stick out your tounge at the guy. Go to YOU 500.
100
He asks you again.
Options:
1. Say in no uncertain terms, NO. Go to WILL 200.
2. Walk away. Go to WILL 300.
100
You start to follow and the guy follows you and says, "Hey! You didn't answer me!". You ignore him, intently following me and ML.
Oh my
100
He asks you again.
Oh no!
200
NOW the real tale shall begin :)
Oh no
200
We go to your house and collapse laughing.
hahahahahahAHAHAHAHA
200
You tell him no and he glares at you and walks off. You hear him mutter that fool!
hahaha
begin again
200
You follow us into a quiet street. I look at ML.
Oh MY
200
Choices:
1. say yes
2. say no
If you choose
1. go to NOW 300
2. go to NOW 400
300
You are just outside of school. You are there with me and another freind of ours. I don't know... hmm... Aha! Her name is Mary Lou Meht.
Hmm. What is Meht? (If you don't figure it out I'll tell you later)
300
I hate them!
So do I! (good for you!)
What's a them? Who are you talking about? (YOU FOOL)
How dare, like, you! You, like, TOTALY insulted me! (YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!! HOW DARE YOU, UGLY PIGGY!!!
300
You walk away. You hear him fuming :)
hhahahahahahahhahhaha
begin again!
300
I yell. I scream. I call her all the insults that ever existed in Redwall and shout and scream and yell some more. I threaten all the ways to die. I go on and on...
Goodness! Tut tut, what will I tell your mother?
300
YOU ARE ALL INSULTS THAT EVER EXISTED!
I AGREE
400
The 'cutest', most fawned-over, handsomest, rich, weird, themish, popular guy comes along.
The reason MLs last name is Meht is that is Them spelled backwards.
ooooh...
400
You see windows and doors opening. Everyone seems to bee watching the performance. The guy is staring with his mouth open.
How embarasing!
400
Go to WILL 200.
Huh?
500
He comes up to you and says, "want to go handeling at le regarderpleque of cokoladas with me, beautiful smart girl?" He WINKS at Mary Lou. (I will shorten it to ML from now on)
OH NO
500
He stares at you. He says, "Well I never meant it anyway. Hmph!" and he stomps off.
When I finally stop, I turn, look at the guy, and tell him if I EVER hear him speak polylingua again, I will kill him. He looks REALLY scared. So does ML. I say, "You two are dismissed." They flee for their lives.