Geography as a Hole
Landlubbers and Seamates
People: Evil Land-Developers
Weather: It's Raining Donuts!
Potpourri (Porta-Potty)
100
Define Geography
The study of the earth, such as rivers, deserts, and really large buildings.
100
How much of the Earth's surface is covered by water?
Nearly 75%, but will rise as global warming becomes a runaway train.
100
What influences the way people survive?
Climate, weather, vegetation, and as far as anyone knows, not Selena Gomez
100
Define weather.
The condition of the atmosphere at a particular place or time.
100
What does Ryan like to eat the most?
Spaghetti!!!
200
What does the geography of earth consist of?
Landforms and bodies of water.
200
Name the seven continents
1. Asia 2. Africa 3. North America 4. South America 5. Antarctica 6. Europe 7. Australia (AKA Australasia or Oceania or Dummia)
200
Who studies geography?
Geographers do. When in geography class, do what the geographers do.
200
What is Climate?
The typical weather conditions at a particular place, unless an asteroid smashes into Earth and wipes out the dinosaurs.
200
Who has incredibly spiky hair, is a "dark stonekeeper", and is somewhat of a crybaby?
Max Griffin
300
What does location answer?
WHERE THE HECK ARE MY KEYS??? WHERE'S THE TV REMOTE??? WHERE IS MY MEMORY???
300
Name four of the five oceans.
1. Pacific 2. Atlantic 3. Indian 4. Arctic 5. Southern (surrounds Antarctica)
300
How do people change or adapt to the physical world?
Adaptation, the movie and the real thing. The movie is terrible.
300
What does vegetation affect?
Ways of life. It's the Circle of Liiiiiiiiiiiife!
300
How does Ryan compare to his friends?
Not very well. Katie, his older sister, is smarter than he is; Jenna, his younger sister, is more annoying; Megan, his youngest sister, is quieter; Fletcher, his best friend, is better at Mario Kart 8; and Kartik, another one of Ryan's friends, is a lot better at sports. Ludwig, Rosalina, and the other fictional characters do not exist.
400
What are the five themes of geography?
1. Location 2. Place 3. Region 4. Human-environment interaction 5. Movement 6. (not an actual theme) How Elsa and Simba are so similar
400
Name the five landforms.
1. Mountains 2. Plateaus 3. Hills 4. Valleys 5. Plains
400
What do historians do?
They study what people did in the past, back when they still had Abraham Lincoln, Caesar, Cleopatra, Michelangelo, and Al Capone.
400
What do different types of plants depend on?
Temperature, rainfall, and soil.
400
Who are the evillest villains ever to exist on the movie screen?
Gargamel, Sauron, Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, and most of all......DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE!!!
500
How does understanding the five themes of geography help us?
It makes us more aware of the world and our effects on it. So get to work on helping! I'll just watch and throw my candy wrappers in the street.
500
Define Continent
An enormous landmass.
500
How did people communicate or trade with other countries in the olden days?
Waterways, which was before they had telephones, airplanes, computers, texts, or Star Wars.
500
Climate has done what?
Changed the earth in very powerful ways.
500
How did the universe begin?
When Tippy Tinkletrousers exploded a thermonuclear bomb 13.7 billion years ago. This theory is called....(drumroll)... The Big Ka-Bloosh Theory! Because it sounded more like this: KA-BLOOSH!!!!!
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