The answer we hate to hear but always get
It Depends
"Very sucky"
Elf
What are the top 2 highest-grossing Christmas films of all time?
What is blue and not very heavy?
Light Blue
Who is going to write a book one day?
Dr. Paul
What is the primary muscle preserved at C5?
Deltoids
"I made my family disappear"
Home alone
What beverage company has been using Santa Claus in its advertising since 1931?
What do you call a man with no shins?
Toe-knee
Who always answers your questions by asking you a question?
Dr. Engja
The approach they raised us on
Top-down/OTIPM
“Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a carmelized surface. It's really satisfying.”
High school musical
List the code of the elves
Number 1: Treat every day like Christmas
Number 2: There’s room for everyone on the nice list
Number 3: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
Who always says "Does that make sense?"
Dr. Renner
The thing that OTs all suck at.
Math
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom”
Mean Girls
How many gifts were given in total in the song “Twelve Days of Christmas”?
364
What do you say when your wife asks you how you got so much candy?
"I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
Who always says "so anyways"
Dr. Smith
What is the layman's term for sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia?
Brain Freeze
"Wow dad, we must have jumped that rail by like 50 yards"
National lampoon family vacation
List the 12 days of Christmas
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Who likes to drive fast?
Dr. Chreston