Autumn Jokes
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Sep-timber
Leaf colors tend to change depending on its species. True or False?
True
Historically, what was Fall called?
Harvest
How many days did the first thanksgiving last?
3 days
How fast can a turkey run?
25mph
What did the tree say to Autumn?
Leaf me alone
What are the colors of Fall?
The colors of falls are orange, red, purple, brown, and yellow.
Is it true the days get shorter and the nights get longer in Fall?
Yes its true.
What type of protein can you always expect at Thanksgiving dinner?
Turkey!
What is the dangling skin under a turkey's neck called?
Wattle
How do leaves get from place to place?
Autumn-mobiles
What is the main feature of autumn?
Shedding of leaves from trees
Who is the goddess of Harvest?
Demeter
Which US president made Thanksgiving a national holiday?
Abraham Lincoln
Turkeys are color blind, true or false?
False, they are not color blind
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries
Which pigment decreases in the plants during autumn?
Chlorophyll
Which time of the year do we experience autumn?
From September to December
In the United States, what is the day after Thanksgiving called?
Black Friday
How much of the turkey is dark meat?
30%
How do trees get onto the internet?
They just LOG on!
Name one species of trees that don't lose their leaves
Evergreen trees
Which insect migrates from the US to Mexico?
Monarch Butterflies
Which famous Christmas song was originally meant to be a Thanksgiving song?
Jingle Bells
True or false, only male turkey's gobble?
True!