Welcome
Which sister scored the best in their Makom Hashlichus?
Chaya
What is Sarah Grossbaums nickname?
Pita Snarcholeh
Why are Devorah's sheitels always being washed?
Because her cleaning lady stacks them like blocks
What takes up the most space in Balfour?
Libby's packages because she made the mistake of moving out of America and ironically she buys the most package and returns the most packages
Which grandchild does Meir Shitrit love most?
Shterna Sarah
What is Tatty's quotable quote?
"Oh shoot I missed the exit"(3 times a drive)
How did Sarah and Gitti find out that Chaya was pregnant with Dovber?
Chaya and Sarah were on a face time call and Chaya's phone was on the table and Shterna Sarah ran by the phone said Chaya's pregnant and ran away. Then Sarah told Gitti.
What are the yearly after Pesach cereals?
Corn pops and fruity pebbles
What is Chaya Alperowitz's quotable quote?
Vontuntun
What is Chaya best at failing?
Bangs and bobs
Who in the family would Tzvi die for?
None of them (Maybe Alan Dershowitz)
What is Mendel Kesselman's quotable quote (and only quote)?
The baby brocha
What is Chaya Spalter best at?
Working out(Did you see her? She's so fit and strong)
Why is Erev Pesach the worst day for Yossi?
There's not enough milk for his boujie Gevalia coffe with the coffee filters and that Red cup that is probably not kosher anymore by now and he leaves it on the counter with a full cup of coffee water and sarah spills it everyday
What is Hadassah's unofficial job?
Mommy's graphic designer and the Canva pro distributor
What is "The Ladies" former name?
Spalters Exclusive
Fits them pretty well
What was Levi's wonderful Chanukah idea?
To go to Minneapolis where there is half his height of snow
What was Shaye's (Levi, Shaye, Sarah, Yale, and Gitti) Generational fumble?
He was locked in at the escape room and still lost (ALMOST escaped)
What is Shaye, Sarah, Yale, and Gitti's worst nightmare?
Having judy as our babysitter and teaching us the worst zumba man can ever see
What is Yossi and Mendel's yearly and only Pesach job?
Grinding the Matzah in the best food processor in the house that became Chametz and broke):
What is eaten more on Pesach: Kiwis, mangos, apples, or oranges?
It depends who:
Yale - Kiwis
If we go on a Chol Hamoed trip(Rarely)-apples and oranges
Devorah-Mango
What Mitzva do the Spalters not fulfill?
Sukkah. Why? Because Sukkah Yishana
(Believe it or not our Sukkah is still up)
What took up most of Gitti's brain space between Shabbos Chanukah until Hadassah came for the winter?
Yossi's Mental health
Why didn't Mendel or Yossi get any souvenirs from Martha's Vineyard?
Their 1 - 8 job on Sundays
Can you guess what it is?
When the Kesselmans come to Florida, who do they visit?
Nayla and Jayla, the Fisher Island Brodys, the Gopins