Susan
This medication completes the quote, "Greenland = _______ <3"
What is Ozempic?
This person created the petition against Club America.
Who is Gage?
The following quote came from the ballot of this event: "Lose the gum!"
What is PF?
This diva moved away last year and is missed by all.
Who is Aryanna?
This pasta describes gay people.
MINUS POINTS IF YOU SAID THE SLUR.
According to Susan, she has this many children.
What are 4-6 children?
This person was called down to the office first in this issue.
Who is Lucille?
The following quote came from ballots of this event: "You were silent for nearly 30 seconds." (The speech had not started yet)
What is HI?
This is the vice-president of chess club.
Who is Lex?
This completes the following quote: "When the chile is tea..."
What is "...but the finna is gag"?
Susan is this old physically. (BONUS: Susan is this old mentally due to consuming lead paint.)
What is 64 years old? (BONUS: What is 67 years old?)
One of the people Gage had to unfollow during this. (Points stack for each additional person named if no one can steal.)
Who is/are Kole Stanek, Cole Stubblefield, Joelle Bailey, Zack Hollis, Avery Hart?
The following quote came from Karrigan's ballots of this event: "Speak."
What is DI?
This is who Cole had his doomed Yaoi with.
Who is his final LD opponent at Utah?
This is Trixie Mattel's best friend.
Who is Katya?
This word was the most used across all Susan conventions.
What is "Bible"?
These are the most commonly used alternative names for Club America. (Points stack for each additional person named if no one can steal.)
What is Facist/Facism Club, Circle Kirk/Kirk Circle?
Gage's judge for this event was also named Gage.
What is Congress?
This card game is forced upon people at tournaments, most commonly by Nick.
What is Mao?
There are this many styles of vogue. (BONUS: Name them)
What is three? (Bonus: What are vogue femme/VLYFFQ, new way, and old way?)
Susan supports Trump. (True/False)
What is false?
Gage cussed this person out in the middle of class over Instagram DMs.
Who is Ellie Gauthier?
The following situation was produced by this event: "Great job. Very entertaining." 5th Place.
What is any speech event?
This is the question that Mrs. Miles asked Dale on the first day of school.
What is "Do you still go by Dale?"?
This person is sampled in Beyonce's song: "Cozy".
Who is TS Madison?