Who Said It?
Things you don't want to hear at 3AM
Who Would You Call
Most Likely To (resident)
100

"So good, so good"

Shash

100

Overhead

"OB backup to the ED"

100

Deliver a baby bare-handed

Sonia

100

Use a JADA >1 time per shift

Asiya

200

“The Mormons have ex-communicated me”

George

200

1st Call

"pPPROMer in triage"

200

To do an 8 hour hyst 

Pulver

200

Be found lying on the PGY4 call bed

Rayyan

300

"Don't hit the bowel or I'll kill you"

Mert 

300

ED

"I did an exam and she's complete"

300

"Take a lunch break" - end up running a half marathon

Morgan

300

Turn a M&M into a grand rounds

Jen Kim

400

"When I went to Solid Core this AM"

Skeoch

400

CNM

"4th degree laceration"

400
45sec shoulder dystocia 

Triplett

400

Not have their clinic notes done

Marie
500

"This is a GREAT learning opportunity"

Triplett

500

Attending

"this might become a C-hyst" 

500

Jam to Taylor Swift on nights

Janki

500

Never take their scrub cap off

Jen R

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