SOLO ANSWER
The Regent attempted to create friends during his trip between home and the planet STS takes place on. Why were they demoted from friends to minions?
They were terrible at chess and enjoy pop music
How many cards does Silent have that apply Vulnerable?
2: Expose, Assassinate
The Forgetten Character
The Watcher
The best shop in the Spire
Wongo's
Jayce
If you said "from arcane" or "inventor of sextech" lose 500 points
What race is the Regent?
Starrian
What does this do?

On the launch of STS 2, who was the worst character to play as?
If you said Regent, lose 200 points. He is best* character
What is the tastiest relic that gives you max health after each combat?
The Chosen Cheese
Name every status the Knowledge Demon can curse you with
Mind Rot, Sloth, Waste Away, Disintegration
What is the name of the planet STS takes place on?
Name an X card from Regent
Heavenly Drill
If you said Stardust lose 300 points
Name each tribe the Ironclad destroyed after signing the contract
Each tribe is worth 100 points
Valleyguard, Desert Tribe, Wind Walkers
Gimmie those points
Between their best times, which character has the worst speedrun time?
The Silent
What is the name of the robot Defect befriended before heading into the spire for a second time?
Flaw
Every character has 2 curse cards that depict them in the splash art. Name the 2 curse cards that correspond to any of the characters. (Both for Ironclad, both for Silent, etc.)
Ironclad: Regret, Folly
Silent: Decay, Doubt
Regent: Greed, Enthralled
Necrobinder: Bad Luck, Poor Sleep
Defect: Shame, Spore Mind
How many ancients are there?
8: Neow, Orobas, Pael, Tezcatara, Nonupeipe, Tanx, Vakuu, Darv
Outside of Neow, every ancient has the same amount of relics to offer with the exception of who?
Darv
Automatic Win* for everyone
*If you buzzed in you get minus points
REWORK
What is the Necrobinder's real name?
Idk
REWORK
How many cards does Defect have that apply status effects? (Towards enemies. Weak, Vuln, etc.)
3: Beam Cell, Go for the Eyes, Null
REWORK
How was the Architect created?
He was imagined into existence
SOLO ANSWER
There are 8 Neow relics that offer a larger advantage than the others, but with a downside. Name all 8 of those relics. (I will also accept their effects as answers)
Cursed Pearl, Hefty Tablet, Large Capsule, Leafy Poultice, Neow's Bones, Precarious Shears, Siilken Trees, Silver Crucible
There are only 3 potions that can only be obtained through events/relics. What are they?
Foul Potion, Glowwater Potion, Potion-Shaped Rock
What was the Regents royally brilliant plan to become stronger that he immortalized by etching it into a stone?
Try Harder
SOLO ANSWER
This question is worth negative points. For every correct answer, you will gain back 100 points.
There are 5 status cards that can be played from your hand. What are they?
Beckon
Debris
Frantic Escape
Slimed
Toxic
Every character has 2 ancient cards that can be obtained in Act 2. (One upgraded starter card, and another unique card) Name all 10 of these cards (I will also count their effects as answers)
Ironclad: Break, Corruption
Silent: Suppress, Wraith Form
Regent: Meteor Shower, The Sealed Throne
Necrobinder: Protector, Forbidden Grimoire
Defect: Quadcast, Biased Cognition
Name every UPGRADED starter relic (+100 Points for each)
Black Blood, Rind of the Drake, Divine Destiny, Phylactery Unbound, Infused Core
There are 15 character unique potions (3 for each character, 1 for each rarity). Name 3 of these potions
Ironclad: Blood Potion, Ashwater, Soldier's Stew
Silent: Poison Potion, Cunning Potion, Ghost in a Jar
Regent: Star Potion, King's Courage, Cosmic Concoction
Necrobinder: Potion of Doom, Bone Brew, Pot of Ghouls
Defect: Focus Potion, Potion of Capacity, Essence of Darkness