Parents
A die-hard Christian
Who is Mom?
Fat
Who is Dash?
A child of the Spivak's that skips around the room
Who is Ray?
A cousin that causes too much trouble
Who is Joey?
A thug
Who is Julian?
A workaholic
Who is Dad?
Sleepy
Who is Paxton?
A child of the Spivak's that tends to have a temper
Who is Kate?
A controversial cousin
Who is Alora?
A man who never gets old, figuratively and literally
Who is David?
I can get rid of this, unlike me or you.
What is the iPad?
A living alarm clock
Who is Paxton?
A child of the Spivak's that hates school
Who is Claire?
A cousin that can't stop growing
Who is Nathan?
Someone who really, really loves Coca-Cola
Who is Janna?
Mom's favorite new inspired phrase
What is "fraught with peril"?
Someone who may "disappear" from the family one day
Who is Dash?
The reason ray spent lent without an iPad
What is Robux?
A cousin that can't stop being sick
Who is Lyla?
The only relevant performers of the 2023 Stone Mill talent show
Who are the First Katies of Sloane Mill?
Dad's least favorite member of society
What is Dash?
The priority after getting home from New York
What is changing clothes / showering / locking bedroom doors?
Kate was extremely angry after already "checking it" in this thing many times.
What is The Horse?
A cousin that doesn't have any defining qualities yet
Who is Dasha?
Members of the same family family who made friends with multiple Spivaks in different settings and for different reasons
Who are Grace and Jason?