Mayonnaise
What is "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Mermaid Man can always be found shouting this
What is "EVIL!"
Patrick and Spongebob have chocolate, with or without these
What are nuts?
Sounds like a lot of...
What is "Hoopla!"
He is Spongebob's pet snail
Who is Gary?
It's the signature sandwich of the Krusty Krab
What is the Krabby Patty?
Speaking of evil, Barnacle Boy once joined a group called E.V.I.L, which stood for this
What is "Every Villain Is Lemons"?
A conman scams Spongebob and Patrick by selling them this
What are candy bar carrying bags?
It's what P.O.O.P. stands for
What is People Order Our Patties?
He ends up turning into a butterfly and terrorizing Bikini Bottom
What is "Wormy"?
Spongebob gets mistaken for this on TV
What are Bran Flakes?
Spongebob and Patrick are able to subdue Mermaid Man's nemesis Man Ray with this
What is a tickle belt?
DAILY DOUBLE!
Spongebob lies by saying that chocolate will make you immortal if you do this with it
When the narrator asks "Do you think he's going to order...", it's the answer that appears as B.
What is "an expensive haircut"?
Patrick won a snail racing competition with this
What is a pet rock?
DAILY DOUBLE!
It's one of Squidward's favorite foods
Mermaid Man actually confirms that this is a real world (at least in the Spongebob world, anyway)
What is Wumbo?
Spongebob says to save this Patrick idea for selling real estate
What is "Let's Get Naked"?
Squidward is wearing this button in the episode
What is "I really wish I weren't here right now"?
When Squidward accidentally falls into cement, Spongebob and Patrick find him and name him this
What is Smelly?
In the episode "The Algae's Always Greener," Karen prepares this for Plankton
What is holographic meatloaf?
The Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy Trading Card #54 is a highly rare-edition card because it is...
What is animated?
Spongebob and Patrick get the idea to sell chocolate bars after reading Squidward's copy of this magazine
What is Fancy Living Digest?
It's the first section of the training video
What is "From Humble Beginnings"?
Spongebob once owned a horse named Mystery for a short time, though he had also almost named her one of these three names
What is Grace, Majesty, or Debbie?