i feel like i would have had a nicer time at the hotel. writing isn't that hard and i love my wife
-lubchansky
The Shining
that terrestrial sure was... extra
-Lisa
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
i pledge allegiance 🤝😌 to the band 🥁🎸🎹 of Mr. Schneebly 💼🎤👨🏻🏫 and will not fight him 👊💥 for creative control 👨🏻🎨📝 and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band 💬📥🎶
-Chloe
School of Rock
jesse eisenberg said in this movie: “the best thing about Z-land is that there’s no facebook status updates” and i think that’s beautiful because he is also mark zuckerberg.
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Zombieland
my dad lit up like a christmas tree when he finally got to see a comics accurate wolverine in live action and i had the same reaction when hugh jackman finally took his shirt off
-zoe rose bryant
Deadpool and Wolverine
Well, they DO get a bit quirky at night
- Camila
Five Nights at Freddy's
Har, har, har har, har, har, har har, har haaaaaaar. Har, har, har har. Har, har, har har
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you know I'm something of a movie critic myself
-sophie
Spiderman
Kip was the first quirked up white boy to be goated with the sauce
-Campbell George
the fact that the brutal murdering of that old man was in sync with "don't stop me now" by queen is utterly breathtaking, truly masterful work.
-#1 gizmo fan
Shaun of the dead
i love the thought of these girls choreographing dance numbers together just in case they happen to get into a dance battle at the club
-haley
White Chicks
the dog being heavy enough to hold a car in place
-trin
Beetlejuice
lightning mcqueen killed a dog
-Rose
The Royal Tenenbaums
ryan gosling singing ain't no mountain high enough > the entirety of la la land
-elle
Remember the Titans
YES BARBRA GIVE US NOTHING GIRL!!
-Marshall
Night of the Living Dead
that orange girl running my console like it’s the navy
-cerys
Inside Out 2
This movie’s comic relief is three abusive dead men who keep their also dead nephew as a slave.
-Branson Reese
Casper
Nothing would happen if I lit that candle.😎
-Logan Van Winkle
Hocus Pocus
nadine would LOVE brutal by olivia rodrigo
-anika
The Edge of Seventeen
In this movie the US government debates whether or not to drop a nuke on the zombies during July 4th and the President is reported as saying that doing so would be "really cool and the ultimate fireworks show" and "actually kind of patriotic if you think about it."
-David Chen
Army of the Dead
There are so few movies for people that go to weddings and say to themselves “how do I make this about me?
-Katie
Anyone But You
How...how did they put the statue of liberty BACK...?
-adambolt
Ghostbusters II
did someone call for an all-female dead poets society bc i definitely did
- gillian
Mona Lisa Smiles
calling ur dad “father” is just a socially acceptable way of saying “my dad is awful and i hate him”
-aiman
Dead Poets Society
genuinely absurd to think that a movie this good can only ever be watched in the video quality resolution of an early Youtube video 💀
-Reece
28 Days Later
Why does the opening song have the same melody as the crab rave song
-James (Schaffrillas)
La la Land