Don't Get Canned!
[Mehreen DQ'ed] You're a CK, and you're looking at a weird complaint about Moana content that's coming from definitelydisney@gmail.com. What CR do you send?
What is SFRD?
[Analysts DQ'ed] You want to look up some basic facts about a ticket in the database, and you remember that copyright_tickets is probably a great table to query from. But when you search it in Plx, you see coypright_tickets has two schemas available. Which one should you use to query from?
What is yt_cop_abuse_data?
[ALL Kevin Zhu's DQ'ed] You want to add Kevin on LinkedIn because he's been such a good manager and he's leaving the team. You search the keywords "Kevin Zhu" on Google, and who do you find as the first search result?
Who is, Kevin Zhu, the famous violinist?
You're trying to schedule a meeting with someone, and they have a meeting labeled as "DNS" on their calendar from 1 to 4. What does that mean?
What is, "Do Not Schedule"?
You're sharing your screen, but nobody says anything about the fascinating doc you're presenting. What should you say?
What is "Can you see my screen?"
[Mehreen DQ'ed] You're a CK, and you're happy because you got a very clean takedown for Russian content based on Russian law. All you need to do now is send a CR confirming that the content was only blocked in Russia, in case the claimant is interested in a worldwide block. What CR do you send?
What is YTL RUBLK?
[Vinnie DQ'ed] You’re an Ops FTE, and you’re handling an escalation about a counter that needs to be expedited. What is the recommended way of locating the relevant counter ID?
What is go/counterlookup?
[ALL Kevin Zhu's DQ'ed] You're Kevin Zhu, and you just started college. You wrote down on your original application that you'd think you'd want to major in ______. If you think back hard (and it's worth double points), you also wrote down that within that major, you'd want to specialize in ______.
What is English and creative writing?
You're chatting with an engineer, and they're complaining about how for Shorts, OMVs aren't correctly labeled as art tracks on the back end. What does OMV stand for?
What is, "Official Music Video"?
You've put a block on your calendar from 2 to 3 p.m. so you can avoid the Costco crowds, but someone set up a meeting with you at 1:30. When the meeting starts, what should you say to remind the person that you REALLY have to go at 2 p.m.?
What is, "I have a hard stop at 2 p.m."?
[Mehreen DQ'ed] You're a T2, and you think this verbiage would apply to a ticket you're working on: "We remain concerned that your claim of copyright infringement may not be valid. To help verify that you hold a copyright interest in the works allegedly infringed, we require additional details. Information such as a copyright registration certificate (if the works are registered) or any supporting documentation will help us process your request." What CR do you send?
What is YTC ORLY?
Someone does something wild or says something funny in a team meeting, but you missed the beat to go off mute and say something. What should you do?
What is send a crab emoji?
[ALL Kevin Zhu's DQ'ed] You're Kevin Zhu, and you're 7 years old, and you live in this ~very~ flyover state.
What is Nebraska?
You're Blake, and you're very busy at work, but Ruby is asking you to pleaseeeee let her watch some Peppa Pig on your corporate account. You tell Ruby that she can, but she's trying to circumvent YouTube's business model and that is how her dad gets paid, okay? What corporate acronym should you tell Ruby about so that she becomes a business major?
What is, "AVOD"?
You want to set up a meeting with someone, and you don't want to make the meeting seem suspicious, but you also don't want to put the agenda in the calendar invite. What should you title the meeting invite?
What is, "Your name / Their name" or anything generic with "sync" in the title?
[Mehreen DQ'ed] You're almost ready to process a freeform takedown and you notice that its missing this legal statement: "I have a good faith belief that the use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law." What CR do you send?
What is YTC SOM2?
There's a BIG escalation that came up through the group chat, which already has news articles about it! Matt H. is going to ask for alllll the deets, but he only has 5 minutes until August, so you know you need to create a doc for all the powers that be. What's the go link for what you're looking for?
What is go/cop-exec-template?
[ALL Kevin Zhu's DQ'ed] You're Kevin Zhu, and you're working from home. You want lunch, but you also want to make sure that nobody else will eat it, so you pull out some bread and you make yourself this kind of sandwich.
What is turkey and peanut butter?
You're chatting with someone from Google, and they're telling you that your idea on what YouTube should be doing to make JW's experience in Vietnam friendlier is very much in line with a Google goal and acronym. What is the Googler referring to?
What is, "L10n"?
You're a C-suite executive located in San Bruno, and you're trying to have a meeting with two plebeians who report to you, one of whom is based in Dublin and and one of whom is based in Singapore. You don't have any boundaries, so you don't care what time the meeting is for your reports, and so you set the meeting time for 11 am PST (after your Soul Cycle class). What time is the meeting for your reports in Dublin and Singapore?
What is, 7 P.M. and 2 A.M.?
[Vinnie DQ'ed] You're an Ops FTE, and you get an urgent escalation about a partner's video being removed by a claimant called Veniamin Oprea. Since the partner is a TV broadcaster, you immediately know that there was an error, and Veniamin's takedown request should have been sent what CR at first pass?
What is YTC LIVT?
Ahab is down! Or at least you think it is, because suddenly the queues are swamped. You ping the eng crew in the go/rm-dmca-chat, but they're all at an offsite and aren't answering, and the newly turned PM Kevin is OOO. What do you do?
What is, go to go/ahab-all (or a sub dashboard) and look at the data under Ahab System Automation Rate (Actual)?
[ALL Kevin Zhu's DQ'ed] You're Kevin Zhu (present day), and you go on YouTube to have some chill you time (not for work). You crack open a sour beer, and you're in the mood to listen to some metal, so you go to watch a recent virtual concert by THIS band because they're so great. You're having a great day!
What is Nightwish?
You decide that you want to start a click farm because it's ~so in~ these days and you want to get paid by Google TWICE over. You might as well take advantage of the internal resources, and you start looking through Moma. You find that what you're going to want to do is increase CPM for Google by having your click farm search keywords and then click on the ads. What is the four-word correct definition of CPM?
What is, "Cost Per Thousand Impressions"?
It's the weekly team meeting, and someone brings up a topic you've been working on all week, so you're excited to chip in with what you know. But no one is listening to you! What should you do?
What is, unmute yourself?