Past Clients
This client gave Kenny an internship (yay!)
What is Bright Machines?
This start-up offers "a simple bar. period."
What is Coba?
This accelerator is a startup's holy grail for clout and opportunities
What is YC?
After having their tabling tent stolen, this organization tried to steal it back from People's Park, but to no avail.
What is CYC (Consult Your Community)?
"what is the UK?"
Who is Ryan?
This client is the highest-valued client in Venture's history.
What is Canva?
This recent YC start-up is referenced as the Plaid of Utilities.
What is Pelm?
This career path ends a student's junior-year recruitment before their sophomore internship.
What is finance?
This Berkeley consulting organization shares the same name as a major American city - smh get creative
What is Phoenix?
"I whatsapped my grandma a sanskrit quote from the vedas to get it translated"
Who is Arya?
This client can be held responsible for Freshman 15.
What is Snackpass?
This start-up has a product called "Calming Clouds"
What is Cityface?
This is a Tech Bros' preferred social media because their opinions are very valuable.
What is Twitter?
This is the oldest consulting club on campus (and the most pretentious).
What is Berkeley Consulting?
"rock bottom is the best place to be"
Who is Jash?
This client is one of the leading cannabinoid producers in the US (no Arya, I'm not looking at you).
What is Hemptown?
This app prepares you to be a finance snake
What is Chancery?
The process of starting a company with only personal savings, including borrowed or invested funds from family or friends, as well as income from initial sales.
What is Bootstrapping?
This organization is currently known as the "Undergraduate Business Group" after being cancelled multiple times for hazing.
What is DSP?
"Hahaahaha I def give head"
Who is Armaan?
This client was set to go public at a $1.2 billion valuation but investors thought it was too sketch so they called it off.
What is Aerofarms?
This non-spherical start-up was founded by a past Venture president in high school.
What is iCubeMart?
This is Private Equity's main valuation model.
Leveraged Buyout
This organization's website highlights a DEI team consisting entirely of white or brown students.
What is Voyager?
"the IVP should do rice purty check-ins"
Who is Adora?