prices of supplies
one CMP disc
20$
Federal agency responsible for determining what PPE is necessary
OSHA
Opening procedures
has too many pairs of shoes, enough to sell and support an orphanage for a month
Elisa
z00.8 diagnosis code for TB
gucci
on condition if its a mission physical
covid box
600$
Blue butterfly needle size gage
23g
Check for urine culture before tossing urine
Closing Procedure
while drawing a patient, blood shot into their eye, but nothing stops them cuz they just kept drawing
Drew
putting down a needle with saftey on
nucci
yall put it in the sharps container ASAP we dont need HIV being spread
Proper procedure/movement to clean the site of venipuncture
Closing Procedure
cracked at drawing blood and drawing in general but wants instead to do psychology.... bruh
Addison
always laying patient down
gucci
unless theyre choking on their vomit cuz they passed out when they said they never do
Additive in the lavender top tube
EDTA
Check for close to expired supplies and rotate, notify supervisor, coordinator, or manager to order more or update spreadsheet
Opening procedure
"smiles at everybody" (and probably will hug them too)
Baudouin
putting things on or in ashleys desk when she is there
gucci
Term for when RBC's break apart, most common in needles with small needles
Hemolysis
Run sysmex (CBC machine) routine cleaning
Closing procedure on friday
Been bitten by an anaconda and wrestled a lion
Seth
calling express labs cuz provider wanted to add another order and not ordering it via provider or harvest
nucci
always have provider order or personally attach onto order if a provider want to add something to already existing blood