Mythical Members
This member consulted for one semester and then left for another continent, never to consult again
Who is Connor?
Spring 2023 Retreat
Adora crashed her zipcar at 5am in the ice
COUGAR COUNT: The number of big/littles couples in the last 5 years of Venture history where the girl was the big.
What is 4?
"Come on Marybeth, let's go"
Who is Jasmine?
After having their tabling tent stolen, this organization tried to steal it back from People's Park, but to no avail.
What is Consult Your Community (CYC)?
This member once captioned their insta post: “my eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected”
Who is Nicole?
Fall 2022 Retreat
4 people ended up in the ER...Antonio ran himself over with an ATV
This platform has games including Pinpoint, Crossclimb, Queens, and Tango.
What is LinkedIn?
"there's actually multiple instances of me with my girlfriend falling asleep mid -"
What is Rohan?
An applicant we took off the waitlist immediately and most gratefully verbally accepted us, then told us 10 minutes later she had joined this club instead.
What is BBS?
This member got with their prom date's best friend at junior prom.
Who is Aaron?
FA23 Retreat
Piper kissed Abhay...
This is a Tech Bros' preferred social media because their opinions are very valuable.
What is X?
"i feel with nerds my sensual side comes out"
What is Fathma? 🍑
This Berkeley consulting organization shares the same name as a major American city - smh get creative
What is Phoenix?
This member was once ranked 18th in the world for their sport.
Who is Denyse?
Fall 2023 Recruitment
A certain exec member accidentally cc'ed all applicants in an email chain, and one dude sent out an email to everyone saying like here’s what to do if u get rejected LMAOoo
This is Private Equity's main valuation model.
What is Leveraged Buyout?
"My nuts have been squeezed this whole uber ride. I deserve food"
Who is Jian?
This club pantsed Rithvik during our last Capture the Flag.
What is NIB?
This member has smooched two midgets in their life: one dressed as a pirate and one dressed as Donald Trump
Who is Aaryavi?
Fall 2022 Delibs
Cops were called and a lawsuit was filed, half of exec subsequently disappeared
The most famous person in Venture history.
Who is Akash Bobba?
"I have risen."
Who is JJ?
An applicant chose this org's social night over ours this semester
What is HCG?