April Showers
Bring May Flowers
Out Like a L-ION
In Like a LAMb
Medical Malodies
100
The antibody associated with membranous nephropathy
Anti-phospholipase A2 receptor
100
The name for this discoloration
Allergic Shiner
100
The equation to calculate an anION gap
Na - (Cl + HCO3)
100
In half of patients with LAMbert-Eaton myasthenic syndrome, malignancy is found, especially this cancer.
small cell lung cancer
100
Gotta fix that calendar I have that's marked July 15th
"So Sick" by Ne-Yo
200
Amyloidosis pathology findings
Stains apple green with congo red stain
200
Diagnosis of allergic rhinitis is based on this.
history (confirmed with empiric treatment) only if empiric treatment fails do you do diagnostic allergy testing
200
In the movie lION, who is the lead actor
<3 Dev Patel <3
200
This finding may occur in patients with this deficiency
cobaLAMin deficiency (B12)
200
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
"How to save a life" by The Fray
300
A medication for ADPKD that has showed a reduction the rate of increase in kidney size and loss of GFR, but poor tolerance, hepatotoxicity, and expense limit its use
Tolvaptan
300
This disease is commonly associated with dysphagia and food bolus obstruction and patients often have asthma, dermatitis, and seasonal/food allergies.
Eosinophilic esophagitis
300
The reason you should not give a Ca+ channel blocker in a patient with aortic dissection without beta blockade
Without beta blockade vasodilatory therapy induces reflex activation of the sympathetic nervous system resulting in tachycardia and enhanced ventricular contraction, which increases aortic wall sheer stress
300
This infLAMmatory dermatosis is T-cell mediated and presents as pruritic, flat-topped, violaceous papules, often on the ankles and wrists and mucous membranes
Lichen Planus
300
How could you be so, cold as the winter wind when it breeze, yo
Just remember that you talkin' to me though
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo
"Heartless" by Kanye West
400
Medical expulsive therapy for nephrolithiasis for:
1. Stones < 5mm
2. Stones >5 and <10mm
3. Stones >10mm
1. Stones < 5mm
- No medical expulsive therapy indicated
2. Stones >5 and <10mm
- Tamsulosin for 4 weeks (if unavailable, use alpha blocker)
3. Stones >10mm
- Refer to urology for intervention
400
Treatment for acute sinusitis with persistent symptoms of >10 days duration
First Line: Amoxicillin-clavulanate or amoxicillin
Second Line: doxycycline, Levofloxacin or moxifloxacin, clindamycin
400
This medication, that blocks epithelial Na channels in the collecting tubule is the treatment for a patient who recently started lithium for bipolar disorder now presents with polyuria and nocturia. Na is 145 and Uosm is 200.
Na high, urine dilute - diagnosis is arginine vasopressin deficiency (aka CDI) - treat with amiloride because it blocks epithelial Na channels in the collecting tubule and prevents the uptake of lithium by these cells
400
This medication started after this many weeks of pregnancy reduces rates of preeLAMpsia in women who are high risk.
Low dose ASA (81mg) after 12 weeks
400
But how do you expect me
To live alone with just me?
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe
"No Air" by Jordan Sparks
500
A malignancy in post-transplant patient that is caused by uncontrolled B-lymphocyte proliferation associated with Epstein-Barr virus infection and impaired T-cell surveillance
Posttransplant lymphoproliferative disorders
500
Patients with this disease often have comorbid allergies or asthma, organ enlargement, and storiform fibrosis on biopsy.
IgG4 related disease
500
In patients with MS and ambulatory dysfunction, this medication can improve gait speed and endurance. It is an oral voltage-gated K+ channel antagonist.
Dalfampridine
500
This skin condition under Wood LAMp reveals coral red fluorescence
Erythasma
500
Where I'm weak? Baby, I couldn't breathe
And rub it in so deep
Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me
"Bad Blood" by Taylor Swift