Pi Day
What are the first 3 digits of pi
3.14
What job did the frog have at the hotel???
A bellhop!
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter: "R"
What spreads through the air from flowers and trees, and causes Spring allergies.
Pollen
April showers bring ______ flowers
What is the second most popular pie to eat on thanksgiving.
Apple Pie
Why do some people eat snails?
Because they hate fast food
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
This yellow flower is one of the first to bloom in spring and is often considered a weed in lawns
A dandelion
Why do math books always look sad?
Because they have a lot of problems
How do you find the circumference of a circle?
C=2pir
Circumference = 2 * pi * radius
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house??
Yes! Houses can't jump, duh!
Wednesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant. They ordered and ate their food. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid. Who did?
Wednesday
During daylight savings time, clocks do this in the spring.
Spring forward an hour
What is the birthstone of April?
Diamonds
Pi got its name from the Greek word for this:
Perimeter
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
What's lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute?
Your breath
What bird is often associated with Spring in North America.
The robin
What ancient building was constructed facing the direction where the sun rises on the first day of spring.
The Great Sphinx?
What is the connection between Albert Einstein and Pi Day?
A birthday on March 14
Why are elevator jokes so good???
Because they work on so many levels
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards
Name the four stages of a frog (in order)
Egg, Tadpole, Froglet, and Frog.
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper