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Physics Fax
TXST Physics Department
"Math"
Jokes/Riddles
100

Who is the current president?

Sydney Mock!

100

What are Newton's 3 laws?

1. Inertia

2. F = ma

3.  Equal and opposite reactions

100

Who are the undergrad academic advisors?

Dr. Hunter Close & Dr. David Donnelly

100

What is 2+2 = 

fish

100

A student studies physics for 5 hours. How much do they understand?

Depends on the reference frame 

200

What is Johnny's legal name? x2 bonus if you give his SSN or Credit Card info

John Micheal McCaskill

200

By how many degrees does the Earth rotate in exactly 124 minutes?

31 degrees

200

How many physics professors attended TXST as students?

3

200

How many degrees does a triangle have?

0, it dropped out of college

200

You don’t change direction or speed. What is your acceleration?  

0 m/s^2 (or 0 ft/s^2)

300

When is Jack's birthday?

4/30/2002 (unc)

300

Is light a wave or a particle?

Yes, it is

300

Which physics professors run the LA program?

Dr. Eleanor W Close and Dr. Alice R Olmstead

300

What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

A pound of brick...bricks are heavier than feathers (duh)

300

A physicist says they can measure your exact position or your exact speed, but not both at the same time. What principle are they referring to?

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

400

What is Carlos' Girlfriend's name?

Priscilla or Carlos' Girlfriend

400

Prove Einstein's E = mc^2

Answer varies on response

400

According to the TXST website, how many faculty and staff members are there in the physics department?

32

400

What age is considered "UNC"?

23

400

You are on a train moving at constant velocity. You toss a ball straight up and catch it. Where did the ball land?

In your hand (if you can catch it)

500

Which SPS meeting did Breck ask Steph out? 

Dr. Satchell's superconductor presentation (Feb 20th, 2025)

500

Which force is the most ignored when you make a free-body diagram?

Friction (negligible)

500

Who is the current Physics Department Chair?

Dr. Eddie Piner

500

A train departs from City A at 8:15 AM on a clear spring morning. The train is 1,200 feet long and travels at a constant speed of 90 mph along a straight track. There are 87 passengers onboard, and the conductor makes announcements every 45 minutes. The train passes a field of sunflowers at 9:05 AM and crosses a bridge that is 800 feet long in exactly 15 seconds. Meanwhile, a second train leaves City B at 8:45 AM heading toward City A at 70 mph. The distance between City A and City B is 240 miles. At 10:00 AM, a passenger on the first train drops their phone, which slides 10 feet before stopping due to friction. What time did the first train arrive at City B? 

10:55 AM

500

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