Who's That?
Who's Asking?
Who UvAcha?
Seven-Eleven!
Quality?
100

taṁ dvyaṣṭa-varṣaṁ su-kumāra-pāda-
karoru-bāhv-aṁsa-kapola-gātram
cārv-āyatākṣonnasa-tulya-karṇa-
subhrv-ānanaṁ kambu-sujāta-kaṇṭham 

तं द्व‌्यष्टवर्षं सुकुमारपाद-
करोरुबाह्वंसकपोलगात्रम् ।
चार्वायताक्षोन्नसतुल्यकर्ण-सुभ्र्वाननं
कम्बुसुजातकण्ठम् ॥ २६ ॥

Who is Sri Shuka? 

100

Dyutam, paanam, striya, sunu, amuni... Give me these places to stay!

Who is Kali?

100

कृष्णाय वासुदेवाय देवकीनन्दनाय च ।

नन्दगोपकुमाराय गोविन्दाय नमो नम: ॥ २१ ॥

kṛṣṇāya vāsudevāya

devakī-nandanāya ca

nanda-gopa-kumārāya

govindāya namo namaḥ

Who is Kunti?

100

Bhu, Bhuva: Suva: Maha: Jana: Tapa: Satyam!

What are the 7 lokas?

100

Ajamila Charitram

What is Ashrayam? What is Nama Mahima?

200

किरीटिनं कुण्डलिनं शङ्खचक्रगदाधरम् ।

श्वेतोत्पलक्रीडनकं मन:स्पर्शस्मितेक्षणम् ॥ १० ॥

kirīṭinaṁ kuṇḍalinaṁ

śaṅkha-cakra-gadā-dharam

śvetotpala-krīḍanakaṁ

manaḥ-sparśa-smitekṣaṇam

Whose heart did Bhagavan touch with his smile?

200

What should one hear, chant, do, remember, and praise? Also, what should one not do?

Who is Sri Parikshit? 

200

पाहि पाहि महायोगिन् देवदेव जगत्पते ।

नान्यं त्वदभयं पश्ये यत्र मृत्यु: परस्परम् ॥ ९ ॥

pāhi pāhi mahā-yogin

deva-deva jagat-pate

nānyaṁ tvad abhayaṁ paśye

yatra mṛtyuḥ parasparam

Who is Uttara?

200

7 days till he comes to bite you, said the boy who wasn't pleased with the one who insulted his father! 

Who is Takshaka?

200

Kamsa Vadham

What is Dushta Nigraham?

300

pārtha prajāvitā sākṣād
ikṣvākur iva mānavaḥ
brahmaṇyaḥ satya-sandhaś ca
rāmo dāśarathir yathā 

पार्थ प्रजाविता साक्षादिक्ष्वाकुरिव मानव: ।
ब्रह्मण्य: सत्यसन्धश्च रामो दाशरथिर्यथा ॥ १९ ॥

Who is 'Parikshit'? 

300

After doing tapas for ten thousand years, he had the darshan of Bhagavan and asked this...

Oh Bhagavan - I pray to you to bless me with a suitable wife, who is of similar disposition!

Who is Sage Kardama?

300

नम: परस्मै पुरुषाय भूयसे

सदुद्भवस्थाननिरोधलीलया ।

गृहीतशक्तित्रितयाय देहिना-

मन्तर्भवायानुपलक्ष्यवर्त्मने ॥ १२ ॥

namaḥ parasmai puruṣāya bhūyase

sad-udbhava-sthāna-nirodha-līlayā

gṛhīta-śakti-tritayāya dehinām

antarbhavāyānupalakṣya-vartmane

Who is Sri Shuka?

300

This fierce, no, loving stuti has exactly 11 slokas.

What is Bhishma Stuti?

300

Damodara Leela

What is Prema (Vatsalyam)

400

हन्तास्मिञ्जन्मनि भवान्मा मां द्रष्टुमिहार्हति ।

अविपक्‍वकषायाणां दुर्दर्शोऽहं कुयोगिनाम् ॥ २१ ॥

hantāsmiñ janmani bhavān

mā māṁ draṣṭum ihārhati

avipakva-kaṣāyāṇāṁ

durdarśo ’haṁ kuyoginām

Who is Narada (previous birth)?

400

What is Shreyas, Why did Krishna leave, How did he create, sustain, etc., Why avatars, What did Krishna & Balarama do, Where did Dharma take refuge?

Who are Shaunaka Maharshis?

400

वञ्चितोऽहं महाराज हरिणा बन्धुरूपिणा ।

येन मेऽपहृतं तेजो देवविस्मापनं महत् ॥ ५ ॥

vañcito ’haṁ mahā-rāja

hariṇā bandhu-rūpiṇā

yena me ’pahṛtaṁ tejo

deva-vismāpanaṁ mahat

Who is 'Arjuna'?

400

manyur manur mahinaso, mahāñ-chiva ṛtadhvajaḥ
ugraretā bhavaḥ kālo, vāmadevo dhṛtavrataḥ

मन्युर्मनुर्महिनसो महाञ्छिव ऋतध्वज: ।
उग्ररेता भव: कालो वामदेवो धृतव्रत: ॥ १२ ॥ 

Brahma says...'My dear ......... - you have 11 other names'.

Who is Lord Rudra (Ekadasa Rudras)?

400

Garbha Vaasam with Parikshit

Treats Bhagavatas as the Highest Company

500

द‍ृष्टोऽङ्गुष्ठशिरोमात्र: क्षणाद्‍गण्डशिलासम: ।

अपि स्विद्भगवानेष यज्ञो मे खेदयन्मन: ॥ २२ ॥

dṛṣṭo ’ṅguṣṭha-śiro-mātraḥ

kṣaṇād gaṇḍa-śilā-samaḥ

api svid bhagavān eṣa

yajño me khedayan manaḥ


Who is Varaha Avataram?

500

If I have a next life, let it be that as a Gopi, says this fearless warrior! 

Who is Bhishma?

500

नैकात्मतां मे स्पृहयन्ति केचिन्

मत्पादसेवाभिरता मदीहा: ।

येऽन्योन्यतो भागवता: प्रसज्य

सभाजयन्ते मम पौरुषाणि ॥ ३४ ॥

naikātmatāṁ me spṛhayanti kecin

mat-pāda-sevābhiratā mad-īhāḥ

ye ’nyonyato bhāgavatāḥ prasajya

sabhājayante mama pauruṣāṇi

Who is 'Sri Kapila'? 

500

2+4+1

The 4 in the middle is the crux of this whole scripture!

What is Chatushloki Bhagavatam?

500

Putana Moksham

What is Krupa?

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