Bad Descriptions of BNOCs
Ring Girls With Hearts of Gold
Lottie and Lila
Billy, James, Abbie
Lila
"My cold heart is finally melting, I moved from the east to the west wing"
Revolving Door
Songbirds, Snakes, and Samira <3
The Hunger Games reboot
Shitstains and Scabies
Nyuren
Tasha
"I'll touch that fire for you. I do that 3-4 times again"
Snooze
Jungle Games and Burning Heads.
Jumanji
Horse Girl Who Loves Her Whip
Izi
Jasper, Nakul, Nico
Rita
"We were good, we were gold—kinda dream that can't be sold"
Flowers
Pink, Green, and Iconic Duos in Dundee
Wicked
They Say He Has Three Legs But Only Two Work
Ilia
N/A
Anush
"One thousand pink balloons. DJ with your favorite tunes"
Party 4 U
Frat bros doing gay stuff.
Overcompensating
Gatsby in Chammak's Clothing
Sia
Prad, Mauro, Sully
Samira
My boy's a winner. He loves the game.
Diet Pepsi
A Metaphor for Drug Addiction but Australian
Talk to Me