FHC FACULTY
CONSULTANTS
THE ATTENDINGS SAY WHAT?
Secret Locations
Potpourri
100
This faculty met his current spouse during the St. Margaret NF block back in the day.
Who is Sanketh Proddutur?
100
Goes to at least 3+ Solidcore classes a week and will leave promptly at 4:30pm on weekdays to make it on time.
Who is Dr. Vijay Gulati?
100
"My god!!!!!"
Who is Dr. Nagib Manov?
100
EXTRA! EXTRA! The new Lawrenceville clinic has just been announced to be located next to this popular grocery chain.
What is Aldi?
100
This month was host to two residency births last year, slipping away like a moment in time.
What is August?
200
In his time outside of the hospital, this faculty cannot pass up the sultry comfort of a deep V-neck tee.
Who is Dr. Rick Hoffmaster?
200
Our beloved ICU-trained nephrologist has a vendetta against this cosmic snack.
What is star fruit?
200
"She sounds like a tired girl. Let's order my tired girl panel!"
Who is Dr. Charlotte Chambers?
200
Overstimulated? Perhaps you should venture to this paradoxically stimulating room for some relaxation.
What is the Oasis?
200
This resident has never read a book.
Who is Jake Holsopple?
300
This faculty owns a dance studio in Etna and teaches there in her spare time.
Who is Dr. Gretchen Shelesky?
300
This consultant is a part-time owner/investor of the Dancing Gnome, a local brewery that was once the location of a residency party in the last 3 years.
Who is Dr. John Lech?
300
"Step one of injections: BE NICE."
Who is Dr. Maryellen Schroeder?
300
St. Margaret’s best bathroom, offering unbeatable seclusion and dungeon-grade soundproofing, is located next to this clinical department.
What is Radiation Oncology?
300
Miss me with that iron lung! This famous physician invented the first polio vaccine in Pittsburgh in 1954.
Who is Jonas Salk?
400
Dropping balls and cancelling cancer, this former FHC medical director is famous for writing about puberty and promoting HPV vaccination.
Who is Ann McGaffey?
400
Hobbies include "rucking" and previously coaching his son's soccer team.
Who is Dr. Christopher Tsai?
400
"A physical is a physical is a physical."
Who is Dr. Aaron Smuckler?
400
Witch way should you go? This location is the primary safety point for emergencies at the NK FHC.
What is Voodoo Brewery?
400
This ICU nurse is leaving his job to become a CRNA.
Who is Christoph Hudak?
500
This faculty played college tennis at St. Francis University.
Who is Dr. Laura Bucci?
500
This consultant played an instrumental role in lobbying for the Medicare Coverage of Infectious Diseases Therapy Act of 1996. However, the press for this was limited because of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
Who is Dr. Raymond Pontzer?
This 1996 Act aimed to amend title XVIII of the Social Security Act to provide coverage for outpatient parenteral antimicrobial therapy under the Medicare program.
500
"Hey, I'm really proud of you guys"
Who is Sean from EVS :)
500
This clinical tool, impossible to get on weekends or when it actually matters, can be found on the first floor within the Ultrasound department.
What is EEG?
500
Ay Caramba! St. Margaret was founded in 1898, the same year the US entered its first imperialist war with this country.
What is Spain?