TELEVANGELISM
In 2021, a plumber found a six-figure sum of cash hidden in the walls of this local church.
What is Lakewood?
Our resident retired geologist--if he were out sick today.
Who is Ill Wescott?
Charlottetown is the capital of this, the smallest province of Canada by land area.
What is Prince Edward Island?
Morehouse College
What is Atlanta?
Stephen Paulus' work performed just a few hours ago,
mashed with
John Hughes' highest-grossing film, known for being Macaulay Culkin's breakout role.
What is The Road Home Alone?
Number of Things Julia Styles Hated About You in a 1999 Rom-Com
(TIMES)
Number of things Miley Cyrus Hates About You in her 2008 hit song
What is 70?
What is/was the Crystal Cathedral?
This tenor's funerary surname becomes an homage to electronic dance music festivals.
Who is John Raves?
The Irish actor Billy Boyd played this hobbit in "The Lord of the Rings," a role which for some reason included singing while a man graphically eats tomatoes.
Who is Pippin?
Vanderbilt University
What is Nashville?
Five high schoolers serve Saturday detention together;
mashed with
Antarctic-themed MMO featuring "puffles," beloved of Gen Z and young millennials.
What is The Breakfast Club Penguin?
The number of Belcher children from "Bob's Burgers"
(MINUS)
The number of Tanner children from "Full House"
What is zero?
This elderly Word-of-Faith televangelist, based in Fort Worth, defended his private-jet purchases by describing commercial aircraft as "a long tube with a bunch of demons."
Who is Kenneth Copeland?
Lose the first letter and she goes from exoskeletons to Hades!
Who is Shell/Hell?
The famous and long-running "Three Choirs Festival" alternates location among these three cathedrals.
What are Hereford, Gloucester, and Worcester?
Harvard University
What is Cambridge?
Hughes' directorial debut, starring Molly Ringwald,
mashed with
Elton John's ballad that begins "Goodbye Norma Jean"
What is Sixteen Candles in the Wind?
Main Characters in "Friends"
(PLUS)
Number of Candles in John Hughes' famous 1984 coming-of-age comedy
22
This actor portrayed Jim Bakker in the 2021 movie "The Eyes of Tammy Faye," opposite Jessica Chastain in the title role.
Who is Andrew Garfield?
Drop the last letter of her given name and she becomes a "serious" gambler.
Who is Bet Ernest?
Total combined number of national championships won by the Rockets and Astros
What is 4?
Furman University
What is Greenville, SC?
Prom-night film whose title came from a song by the Psychedelic Furs, used in the opening;
mashed with
Band behind "Another Brick in the Wall"
What is "Pretty in Pink Floyd?"
Zooey Deschanel's Days of Summer
(PLUS)
Episode Number of The Empire Strikes Back
(DIVIDED BY)
Cruella's Spotted Dogs
What is five?
The letters in EWTN, a network which presents Catholic programming, stand for this.
What is "Eternal Word Television Network?"
Drop the last letter of his first name and it becomes a German affirmative (or an homage to the rapper whose name ends with Rule...)
Who is Ja Shullenberger?
One of the moons of Mars is Phobos. This is the other one.
What is Deimos?
Both Miami University (not in Florida!) and University of Mississippi are centered in cities with this name.
What is Oxford?
Harrison Ford famously says this as he forcibly vacates a hijacker in "Air Force One;" but let's include the other vehicles mentioned in this 1987 Hughes comedy starring Steve Martin and John Candy.
What is "Get off my planes, trains, and automobiles?"
Title of 2006 movie depicting a famous outnumbered Greek army
(DIVIDED BY)
Number in title of comedy TV show starring Tina Fey that premiered on NBC in 2006
What is ten?