Songs
What are my 2 front teeth?
"Bah Humbug!"
Who is Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Jesus' parents.
Who were Mary and Joseph?
Santa's actual name.
Who is Kris Kringle?
The typical flavour of candy canes.
What is peppermint?
Its fun to ride in this as we jingle all the way.
What is a one horse, open sleigh?
"Taxi!"
Taxi drives by.
"Oh, its because I'm green, isn't it."
Who is the Grinch?
What the wise men followed.
What is a star?
Santa's 8 original reindeer.
Who are: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen?
What a female turkey is called.
What is a hen?
The colour of Elvis' Christmas.
What is a blue Christmas?
"God bless us, everyone."
Who is Tiny Tim?
A trough for cattle to eat from.
What is a manger?
He was dressed all in _____, from his head to his foot.
And his clothes were all tarnished in ashes and soot.
What is fur?
The thing that made Frosty come to life one day.
What is an old silk hat?
Who sang the best selling single of any Christmas song.
Who is Bing Crosby?
"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
Who is George Bailey?
The Wisemen's three gifts.
What are Gold, Frankincense and Myrth.
What popular spy of Santa's keeps an eye on children in their houses, and where does it typically sit?
What is: Elf on a Shelf?
The number of ghosts in "A Christmas Carol."
What is four?
(don't forget Marley's.)
How the 1st 5 sentences of "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" is sung.
What is:
You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry.
You'd better not pout. I'm telling you why.
Santa Clause is coming to town.
"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
Who is Clark Griswald?
The city where Jesus was born.
What is Bethlehem?
The decade when Coca-Cola started using Santa Clause in its ads.
What are the 1920's?
Not "Christmas" as the French use it, but
Noel's original Latin meaning.
What is "Birth?"