Santa
Which one of Santa's reindeer can you see from outer space?
Comet.
How was the snow globe feeling on Christmas Eve?
A little shaken.
"Bucks!"
What is a sheep's favorite Christmas tune?
"Fleece Navidad."
He was not allowed to play in any reindeer games
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A humbug.
"Truth-or-deer."
What does Alvin want for Christmas in "The Chipmunk Song"?
A hula hoop.
The movie where a young boy got his tongue stuck to a frozen pole
A Christmas Story
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic
What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
Why was Rudolph sad about his report card?
Because he went down in history.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
5 Golden Rings
Some call this a Christmas movie, to them I say Yippee-Ki-Aye Mfr
What is DIE HARD?
SOUTH
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
How do reindeer save money on pizza?
They make their own doe.
What’s every elf's favorite type of music?
Wrap!
The name of the boy that was left Home Alone
Kevin
SANTA
Orna-mints.
Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions?
He nose a lot.
What is every parents favorite Christmas song?
Silent Night
what is the one thing Ralphie wants for Christmas in "A Christmas Story"
Red-Ryder BB Gun