Connections Drama
Woe onto anyone whose Birthday is within 3 months of this prince of Roslindale
MR
This participant wets their 1/8" headphone jack, as one would a fountain pen, before each Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Youtube clip
CO
This participant is most likely to be hit in the head
SK
This staff is the most generous purveyor of sweet treats to his fellow Connectioners.
Miguel
This Connectioner is our youngest serving member
DP
After his unsanctioned hottakes of "emo" Batman, this Connections staff rightfully shunned our Senior Assistant Director to the Associate Director Jr.
Tommy
This participant is most likely to be directly behind you
FT
This participant is the best at finding and blasting Elvis Presley's Aloha From Hawaii at 8:30am
FT
This staff is best at treating the smallest headaches to the most severe lacerations, while always remaining the most workplace appropriate.
Michele
This Connectioner has the longest personal relationship with our Prez, Dan Burke
RG
This staff's rigid views on what qualifies as good takeout food ruined an otherwise pleasant morning meeting
Andy
This Connectioner is most likely to "work" through the weekend, and if he were your boss, the least likely to respect work/life balance.
SK
This client is most likely to flip you off and then attempt to kiss your forehead within a one minute span
JA
Despite a long history of being the "Lebron James" of Direct Support Staff, this Connectioner is least likely to want any superlative or singling out, and definitely won't offer a lengthy explanation of what he did last weekend.
Tommy
This Connectioner is the longest serving member of Connections, dating back to the "Senior Connections" days
DG
If the room broom is missing, rather than call the police, perhaps you'd best first look at this staff, whose history of broom theft is well documented.
Michele
This Connectioner is most likely to find fault with staff's gardening, cooking, or life skills.
BM
This newer Connectioner is most likely to keep the dance party going long after the music ends, in true German style
LS
Despite being the newest staff member at Connections, this staff member has done a remarkable job navigating their knucklehead coworkers and keeping everyone more sane.
Sabrina
This Connectioner formally owned a pool that was in a separate town from his house
TH
Wikipedia's entry on "Tapwater" begins with this sentence: "Tap water (also known as faucet water, running water, or municipal water) is water supplied through a tap, a water dispenser valve. In many countries, tap water usually has the quality of drinking water. Tap water is commonly used for drinking, cooking, washing, and toilet flushing." which is most likely to be contested by this staff, our resident Toilet Water Truther
Chet
Connections client most likely to purchase Stamps
CF
The stipulation "No shoes, no shirt, no service" would most likely prohibit this Connectioner from patronizing the store in question
ME
This staff may be a twin, but his computer skills, his baking skills, shark avoiding ability, and his Alex Trebek-ing are equal to none.
William
This Connectioner has been employed the longest by the Arc/Lifeworks
Michele or Tommy, I don't know!