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This soda received the most votes on the staff favorites form.
What is Coke or Diet Coke?
You just spent five minutes explaining the directions. A student raises their hand and immediately asks this.
What is “What are we supposed to do?”
If a student says someone has “rizz,” they’re complimenting this ability.
This literary device gives human characteristics to nonhuman things.
What is personification?
These are the 5 pillars of the Jaguar Way.
What are character, community, innovation, diversity, and pride?
A student was absent yesterday and walks into class today asking this question guaranteed to raise a teacher’s blood pressure.
What is “Did we do anything yesterday?”
If a student says, “She ate,” no food was necessarily involved. They mean she did this.
What is did an amazing job / crushed it?
This is the most abundant gas in Earth’s atmosphere.
This long-time Jag betrayed us to step back into the educator role at a brand new school for the arts.
Who is Cory Beal?
You’re halfway through the notes presentation you spent an hour making at midnight. You pose the perfect DOK 4 question, give everyone plenty of think time, and finally a hand goes up. You call on the student, ready for some deep thinking. Instead, they ask this.
Can I go to the bathroom?
A student who says, “I’m cooked” probably means this—not that they’ve been put in an oven.
What is “I’m doomed / exhausted / in trouble”?
This is the only continent located in all four hemispheres.
Africa
This restaurant narrowly beat Chipotle as the staff favorite.
What is Chick Fil A?
This phrase, usually spoken at 8:25 a.m., means your carefully planned lesson is about to become completely useless.
What is the wi-fi is down?
If students accuse you of having “NPC energy,” they’re comparing you to this type of video-game character.
What is a non-playable character?
If 3(x − 4) = 21, this is the value of x.
What is 11?
This person on campus has the supernatural ability to walk into your classroom on the ONE day your normally perfect class has completely lost its mind.
Who is any member of the admin team?
You stayed late creating an elaborate, engaging 50-minute lesson. Your students finish it in 17 minutes and immediately ask this.
What do we do now?
Translate this sentence:
“Bro was lowkey farming aura until the fit check exposed him. Zero rizz, negative motion, then he crashed out in 4K. Chat, is this generational?”
“He was trying to look cool until everyone saw his outfit. He has no charm or social success, and then very publicly lost his composure. Is this an unbelievably memorable failure?”
Count the letters in “photosynthesis,” subtract the number of planets in our solar system, then multiply by the number of sides on a hexagon. What do you get?
What is 36?
I am an element, a letter grade, a musical note, AND the Roman numeral for 100. What am I?
C