This friend survived a 14-hour drive with Donnine, a puking cat, a packed car, and near-total silence — proving that real friendship doesn’t need words, just trust (and a strong stomach).
Who is Gabi?
This phallic shaped vine fruit, often thought to be a vegetable, is hated by the groom
What is Cucumber?
This high school extracurricular that focuses on developing leadership and responsibility in young people was participated in by our bride in 9th grade.
What is JROTC or ROTC
This alliterative reality star was married to an NBA player for only 72 days — but the headlines lasted much longer
Who is Kim Kardashian?
She met Donnine salsa dancing in Minnesota in 2018, and after a night of burnt quesadillas and floor-laughter, a legendary friendship was born
Who is Sarah?
As a kid, the groom said he wanted to be a “dinosaur digger upper” — which is the much cooler way of saying this profession.
What is a paleontologist?
This sour fruit is Donnine’s favorite — and yes, she can eat it straight-faced as if it's nothing
What is a lemon?
This royal bride wore a wedding dress with a dramatic 25-foot long train with an impressive 25 yards of fabric when she married Prince Charles in 1981.
Who is Princess Diana?
More like a sister than a friend, she lived with Donnine in high school, their rooms just a wall apart. Their moms say they even talked to each other in their sleep.
Who is Amber?
This year saw the fall of the Soviet Union, the rise of Nirvana, and the arrival of a groom who would one day steal hearts — not fossils.
What is 1991?
This is the bride’s favorite hobby — famously beloved by grandmas, but now reclaimed by cool, crafty queens like her who can turn yarn into masterpieces.
What is crochet?
Heidi and Spencer's wedding in 2008 was filmed for this popular MTV reality show.
What is The Hills?
For three and a half years, Donnine was her ultimate hype woman — debrief partner, emotional compass, and the voice of reason when reality felt wobbly. Thanks to Donnine, she survived chaos with laughter, validation, and the magic of knowing she was never alone.
Who is Joan?
I no longer believe I was meant to live an uncomfortable life — unlike Lucas, who finds joy in this activity that involves strapping 40 pounds to your back, sleeping in the dirt, and voluntarily climbing absurdly tall mountains.
What is backpacking?
This seemingly innocent board game transforms Donnine from a sweet, friendly human into a ruthless tactician. Cross her longest road, and may the dice forever be in your favor!
What is Settlers of Catan?
Britney Spears’ second wedding in 2004 was to this backup dancer, with whom she had two children before their two-year marriage came to an end.
Who is Kevin Federline?
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Who is K-Fed?
She witnessed Donnine’s legendary Christmas party caper — stealing a traffic cone (for “safety”) that was covering a giant hole, storing it in her apartment for 6 months, and unknowingly contributing to Gabi's later sidewalk fall in said giant hole.
Who is Olivia?
Cherry blossoms, ancient temples, and a shared dream brought to life — this country is where their hearts and honeymoon tickets pointed all along.
What is Japan?
Thanks to this app, Donnine has stayed close with her people no matter the miles — one video message at a time.
What is Marco Polo?
This Oscar-winning actress married Coldplay’s frontman in 2003, and their “conscious uncoupling” a decade later launched a thousand thinkpieces.
Who is Gwyneth Paltrow?