Cuz it's in the book
Big gross ship full of poo
What is Noahs Arc?
Bearded man who knows your thoughts
Who is Santa... or Jesus? (both can be correct)
"Son of a Nutcracker!"
Who is Buddy the Elf?
And what have you
Who is Aunt Roberta?
Rotten Milk
What is egg nog?
Who is the virgin Mary?
It starts with one... soon you have diabetes
What is a plate of cookies and milk?
"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination"
Who is Clark Griswald from Christmas Vacation?
I'm not saying it... you say it
What is the blessing on the food?
The original with wiskey an orange slice and a cherry
What is an old fashioned?
"Dude, no one told me we had budget for gold or frankincense!"
Who is the wise man that brought Myrre?
Its for the rest of us
What is Festivus?
"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport."
Who is the Prime Minister in Love Actually?
It rattles when you shake it
What is Legos?
The maximum amount of drinks before Megan is done
What is one?
I am broke and I need your money!
Who is Jesus?
This mythical being travels with a sack and knows if you have been naughty?
Who is Krampus?
"Welcome to the party,Pal"
Who is John McClane in Die Hard?
All I want for Christmas is ... money
Who is Grandpa Bob?
The most dangerous liquor on the planet
What is tequila?
Sorry, I could only find 49 people that are good. I guess Jesus will destroy the entire city.
What is Sodom and Gomorrah?
Celebrated on Dec 25th, this celebration involved wreaths, candles feasting and gift giving.
What is winter solstice otherwise known as Saturnalia?
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
What is A Christmas Story
Mom and Dads annual party with friends (did not happen this year)
What is sock and sushi?
Moms most favorite cocktail when she was in her 30s
What is an AMF?