This river is the longest river in the United States and empties into the gulf of Mexico
Mississippi River
A florida man was charged with assault after throwing this kind of large reptile into a Wendy's drive through
Alligator
This is a place where a person is able to check out books
Library
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
This was the vampire lord whose castle we most recently visited
Strahd Von Zarovich
In 1966 this company produced 706 million units of its product; in 2011, it produced 36 billion
LEGO
This country is home to Vancouver Island and British Columbia
Canada
Florida man denies drinking and driving, says he only did it while this
at stop signs/red lights
This is another name for the spells bound to the Q, W, E and R keys in league of legends
Ability
Today, smoking is going to save lives
Dwight Schrute
This player touched a cursed amulet in Ron's campaign, thereby losing their soul and launching the campaign's main story
Justin
2 states border 8 other states, one being Tennessee and the other being this state
Missouri
Florida man arrested in park for practicing this on Swans
Karate
A large mineral formation usually made of hard materials. The most common kind is made of salt
Crystal
I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader
Creed Bratton
The name of the part of Faerun that the Rime of the Frostmaiden took place in
Icewind Dale
This nation, called the Hermit Kingdom is the most recent nuclear power in the world
North Korea
Monkey
This the word used to denote a new portion of book. Sometimes used when describing branches of a club or orginization
Chapter
Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are too flashy, so I’m forced to go to the American Girl store and order clothes for large colonial dolls
Angela
This was the large dragon, who clawed her way out of the 9 hells to end one of our campaigns
Tiamat
This country is the newest country recognized by most international powers
South Sudan
A Florida man attempted to win a python in a this eating contest
A person who favors neither side could be considered this
My last job was at a Taco Bell Express. But then it became a full Taco Bell and, I don't know, I couldn't keep up.
Erin Hannon
The name of the crazy old man who offered a ferry ride down a river, and handed everyone mysterious potions
Or