Stocking Stuffers
Red, white, and striped all over.
What are candy canes?
Contains eggs, sugar, milk and some sort of alcohol
What is eggnog?
You may get a smooch under this greenery.
What is mistletoe?
"Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day"
What is "All I Want for Christmas Is You?"
Black, sooty, and would make a smudgy mess.
What is coal?
Cream of Mushroom Soup, green beans and french fried onions.
What is green bean casserole?
This drink and treat is commonly left for Santa Claus.
What is milk and cookies?
"Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late"
What is "The Chipmunk Song"?
Plastic, doll-like, ready for action.
What is an action figure?
Crackerlike, unleavened bread
What is Matzah?
This mischevious character is posed around the house as they keep an eye on kids during December.
What is elf on a shelf?
"Said the night wind to the little lamb
Do you see what I see?"
What is "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
This common gift is one-size "feets" all
What are socks?
Potato pancakes -- small cakes of grated potatoes fried in olive oil.
What are Latkes?
A tiny spinning top, inscribed with Hebrew letters on its four sides.
What is a dreidel?
"Take a look at the five and ten, it's glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes that glow"
What is "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"?
Tiny, colorful, buildable, hurt to step on.
What are Legos?
Made with candied or dried fruit, nuts, and spices, and optionally soaked in spirits
What is fruitcake?
The yiddish word for ‘money,’ refers to the foil-wrapped chocolate coins that are commonly exchanged.
What is Gelt?
"And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if reindeers really know how to fly"
What is "The Christmas Song"?