Static Members at Work
Big Step-On-Me Energy
Fights in Haiku Form
The Alcoholic Category
Memes for Millennials
100

Paladin, Paladin, Paladin

Rand

100

Rocking out to JPop as she buries her icy heel in my forehead <3

Shiva

100

At the edge of space

A nihilistic bird awaits

Singing destruction

Endsinger

100

Gin, Tonic Water

Gin and Tonic

100

These style of "funny" images were, thank God, just a flash in the pan.

Rage Comics

200

Black Mage, Red Mage, Summoner

Vonlir

200

She can lead Ala Mhigo while also crushing me between her thighs <3

Lyse

200

In their cramped castle

An anime version of

Midsummer Night's Dream

Titania

200

Typically Whisky, Sugar, Bitters, Orange Peel

Old Fashioned

200

"Image macro" memes were popular back in the day, such as this one featuring a kid whose life just sucks

Bad Luck Brian

300

Ninja, Bowler

Valton

300
She crushes me beneath her feet while her twin brother watches from a distance <3

Omega F

300

Meteors falling

Chariot and Dynamo

She comes back juicy

Nael deus Darnus

300
Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, Splash of Coke

Long Island Iced Tea

300

Before these youngin's enjoying their Tiks and Toks, the original place to watch five-second long meme videos.

Vine

400

Dancer, Leatherworker

Elisi

400

Amazing how she can berate me and stomp on me while take a hit from her pipe at the same time <3

Yotsuyu/Tsukuyomi

400

In Bahamut's Coil

The twin children find him there.

Fiery Grandpa

Phoenix

400

Tequila, Lime Juice, Topo Chico

Ranch Water

400

A quick, catchy song by a dinosaur is punctuated by a single word that goes down forever in history.

Yee

500

Fake Static Leader

Dodongo

500
His rocky build pulverizes me into the earth <3

Titan

500

Ascians again

This time they combine to form

Infinite tiddy

Eden's Promise

500

Gin, Moscato, Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Lavender Simple Syrup

X-Potion (from FF14 Cookbook)

500

The namesake of the most basic category in the Static discord, this bro wants his broseph to give him another handshake after he returned from where?

The Cabo

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