While this famous cone geyser is the face of Yellowstone park, Stella found it to be rather underwhelming
Old Faithful
With nearly 20 million subscribers and in production for nearly 15 years, Stella makes this YouTube duo part of her "daily routine"
Rhett and Link of Good Mythical Morning
This famous magical girl horror anime about middle school girls who fight witches, only to later become them, took Stella 2 years to finish after the second episode sent her to the hospital
Madoka Magica
Like the Princess from Adventure Time, this shade of pink is Stella's favorite
Bubblegum pink
Though not Jewish, Stella underwent this minor cosmetic operation as an infant
Circumcision
While Zeus can't be found atop it, this mountain in Washington is home to the beautiful Hoh Rainforest, one of the worlds 10 temperate rainforest expanses, which can be visited year round
Mt. Olympus
Literally translating to "flower bunny" this colorful Sanrio character debuted August 7th 2000, and ranks 17th in popularity worldwide. Her dream is to become a ballerina and her favorite food is orange sherbet
U*SA*HA*NA
This series cataloging the bizarre adventures of the Joestar family through the ages has been one of Stella's favorites since her first trans friend recommended it in high school
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
The number of plushies Stella owns, including the car one
Often falsely considered unhygienic, Stella finds this body feature to be attractive
Body hair (i.e. bush, pits)
This New Mexico city, were Breaking Bad was filmed, houses the Rattlesnake Museum where you can obtain a certificate of bravery. Mind the dry heat of the summer days
Albuquerque
Commonly know as Splenda, this is derived from real sugar, is roughly 600 times sweeter than sugar, and is largely excreted unchanged post-consumption. Stella's favorite artificial sweetener
Sucralose
From popular anime Delicious in Dungeon, also known as Dungeon Meshi, this duo is Stella's favorite pair of lesbians
Marcille Donato & Falin Touden
The crocheted opossum and jellyfish hanging from Stella's ceiling fan were picked up in this U.S. territory on a cruise with Preston in 2023, close to the Bacardi rum factory just across the bay from San Juan
Puerto Rico
Considered one of the most common fears, these bright and silly performers actually arouse a different primal emotion in Stella. This attraction is referred to as Coulrophilia
Clowns
Lovingly called Seattle's weather vane, this stratovolcano 14,410 feet above sea level is best visited during tourist season since off season it's largely covered in snow
Mt. Rainier
This German philosopher invented "the categorical imperative" which means you must act as if every action you take be mandated as universal law (i.e. if you lie, then everyone should lie). His metaphysical work on morals and ethics lays the groundwork for Stella's ethics
Immanuel Kant
Though her screen time is limited, this anxious public safety agent is Stella's favorite character from popular series Chainsaw Man
Kobeni Higashiyama
This works of this artist decorate Sisaly's office space as well as several of Stella's possessions
Cutevoid
Other than the face, Stella finds this most aesthetically attractive
Stomach
Don't take an Uber from San Francisco into this forest named after famous naturalist who influenced Teddy Roosevelt to preserve millions of acres of wilderness, there is no cell service
Muir Woods
This artist began painting at marvel comics before doing contract work with Wizards Of The Coast and finally moving towards her solo exhibitions in galleries across the nation. Stella hopes to one day collect every card she illustrated which would require thousands of dollars :(
Rebecca Leveille Guay
The notoriously long and ridiculous name of Stella's favorite anime, an atypical isekai with extra focus on world building and politics
That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime
According to user nookicky on tumblr there is no animal cuter than this nameless aquatic organism, an opinion Stella largely agrees with
Generic grey fish
How many cats have seen Stella "in the act" (only one actively watched, voyeuristic little freak)
5