Missed Connections
Realtor
Even local celebs need their glam squad! Which famous stylist has been framing Stephanie's face with highlights since the Obama administration?
Ashley S
Eager to DM our friend Grace Poole about some dirt cup trauma, Stephanie mistakenly DM'd this former elementary school classmate on Instagram.
Casey Olejar
Stephanie's chronic urinary tracts infections are attributable to the tilted orientation of which internal organ?
Steph's uterus
Stephanie reconnected online with the teenage heir of this $100+ school supply.
TI-84
Stephanie has spread the gospel of this celebrity beauty brand's "universally flattering red."
Fenty by Rihanna
"You should see the _____." Stephanie killed this animal via blunt force with her Volkswagen Jetta.
Bear
Owner of the 1970s collectors' brand Gunne Sax, this designer was seen on a pubescent Stephanie at the 2007 Father-Daughter dance.
Jessica McClintock
Coulda woulda shoulda? Stephanie used this term of endearment to refer to Colin Coffua's lady friend, who visited UVA's campus back in the day.
Almost Mommy
Stephanie healed her dry winter hands using gloves akin to those of this iconic cartoon rodent, who some say "likes his cheese."
Mickey Mouse
Another animal died in vain: which Arabic word is used to describe Stephanie's signature oven-baked poultry dish?
Sahara Chicken
Ouch! Who just pulled my ponytail? It must have been a disapproving message from this Vogue VP and publisher.
Susan Plagemann (who knows how to Plague-a-Woman!)
Dr. Wogan disposed of this wack-job would-be-lover ("GEO") when he confessed that he'd met her in a past life, at a resort in this U.S. state.
Vermont
Back handspring! Back handspring! Stephanie got to ride through the sky in the birthday girl harness at this beloved Lancaster Avenue gym.
Pancott's Gym
Originating from the French verb, 'to tease or insult,' Stephanie was accused of this collegiate crime in 2016, threatening her graduation status.
Hazing
Dr. Wogan disclosed Stephanie's first period to another blonde Notre Dame Mom at a competition for which sport?
Swimming
Stephanie's ex-lover Brian McDonough plagiarized Rebecca Robbins' image of this Delaware County landmark in 2013.
Springton Lake Reservoir
Out on a hot date in July 2018, Benjamin gallantly assisted Stephanie when she damaged her red lace dress doing this dance move in the streets.
Body roll
In an attempt to quell a marathon of post-Mexico explosive di-di (Montezuma's revenge), Stephanie undertook this Tik Tok breakfast trend.
Overnight oats
At which Center City salon did Stephanie celebrate Bridget's 26th birthday with a fresh set of sparkly Hello Kitty toes?
Prestige Nails