quirks, hobbies & oddities
The number of fantasy baseball teams Steve is a part of.
What is two?
Steve's favorite colors.
What are red and black?
What Steve played on a varsity team.
What is chess?
The only dinner Steve can cook.
What is spaghetti?
Steve's middle name.
What is Joseph?
The shoe company Steve keeps in business.
What is Converse?
Steve's favorite current late night comedian.
Who is John Oliver?
The name of Steve's first dog.
What is Max?
The one fruit Steve doesn't like.
What is a watermelon?
The instrument Steve TRIES to bond with Julia over.
What is the piano?
The instrument Steve is teaching Phoebe to play.
What is the guitar?
Steve's go-to birthday cakes (two possible answers).
What are Boston Cream Pie and/or Strawberry Charlotte?
Steve's confirmation name (chosen because of a musician with the same name).
Who is Paul?
The most likely after-dinner treat for Steve.
What is a mango?
One of Steve's former bosses.
Who is Sandy Kemp, Linda Ruthardt, Greg Sullivan, or any others you remember?
The number of years Steve's been working on the Compleat Cup.
What is too many? We've lost count, you're all winners!
Steve's all-time favorite politician (aside from, of course, Mike Pence)
Who is Michael Dukakis?
The skill Steve perfected in Catholic Mass.
What is sleeping while standing up?
A sweet snack in an untradtitional form that both he and Phoebe love.
What are chocolate chips?
Steve's current favorite band (They wrote the song Feel It Still).
What is Portugal. The Man?
A vintage item that Steve has close to one hundred of.
What are ties?
Steve's favorite blogger - the one he won't stop talking about, look, I'm sorry it's your birthday, but seriously I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!!!
Who is Keith Law?
The weapon that Robert used to hit Steve in the behind with during one childhood incident.
What is a BB gun?
The food Steve used to make every Sunday morning - for some reason, he stopped. I wonder why that is? You know, it was just SO DELICIOUS and it would sure be fantastic if he could start again...
What is challah french toast?
When Steve was single, since he couldn't cook, he kept these in his little refrigerator.
What are take-out menus?