The Stillfam
This Stillfam member infamously pronounced the word “Algae” incorrectly, leading to a commonly quoted inside joke
Who is Jeff/Dad?
This is the full name of the famous gay singer that the Stillfam’s black cat is named after
Who is Elton John?
Involves using the tongue to get most of the contents from it.
What is a Slime Licker?
Despite having the cool uncle energy, he’s not an uncle, and is instead the loving chosen father to the dad of the Stillfam household.
In just 10 years, Lincoln alone experienced approximately 300 of these incidents which resulted in bad heating, lack of ice, and no Netflix for the evening
What is a power outage?
This Stillfam member holds the record for the most amount of problematic boys brought to the house in the history of that list actually existing.
Who is Alora?
Alex often hypothesizes that Oliver might be a mix including this breed
What is a ragdoll?
A common plant found in the ocean, turned into a commodity.
What is Kelp?
The well known and kind girl that visits the Stillfam household often, and is also the daughter to a man who’s name rhymes with “which”
Who is Lotus/Lolo
The wicked witch of Lincoln, this woman in particular somehow managed to burn every single bridge she could as if she was speedrunning a ‘housewives’ show before she moved away
Who is Victoria?
This Stillfam member once fell off of a haybale up in Apple Hill, which unfortunately was not caught on camera.
Who is Hank/Henry/Papa?
This animal is the only cat in the Stillfam to be named after a song itself.
Who is Winter?
Every time the Stillfam visits Casa Ramos, Kaius will order this
What are mexibites?
This relative is known for being quite “kooky” or far too deep into conspiracy theories.
Who is Jesse?
The house just on the corner of Hillwood loop is infamously known for having been raided by the police after the owners were caught possessing this?
What is Weed?
This Stillfam member started out life pretty tough, managing to fall and bite through his lip before the age of 4
Who is Kaius?
This type of animal is the most present in the Stillfam household.
What are humans?
This large warehouse that also serves as a storefront often sells this food item for cheap, resulting in usually everyone getting one during shopping trips here.
What are Pizza Slices?
This is a grandmother to Teo who is most known for both giving him puzzleboxes for every occasion, and her longtime career as a masseuse.
Who is Shelly?
Though not the most shocking series of events, a man was shot and killed after attempting to enter another man’s garage after he had been reported spying on other neighbors using this device.
What is a drone?
This Stillfam member once beat up a woman with the end of a gas pump at a gas station after she started shooting at their cousin.
Who is Alexandra/Alex/Mom?
Throughout the history of the Stillman household, we have owned approximately this many pets (excluding Angel, must get exact number)
9
The classic Stillfam hallmark favorite of treats and sweets, often bought during fall, this food item manages to run out in literal hours after being bought.
What are Apple Cider Donuts?
The couple best known for their energetic attitudes and sparse visits, which might be in part because of the family drama and tension revolving around their kids.
Who are Shelby and Jason (I think might be jayson never checked tho)?
Jeff, clumsy as can be, managed to give everyone a heart attack back in 2022 when he failed setting up a specific kind of celebratory device known as this.
What is a firework?