Stan Dard
What is our mission?
Bonus 50pts to name our values
love our neighbors!
Hospitality, Connection, Excellence, Stillness, Unity
Who is the Sheriff of Stillhouse
The bossman, the big guy, IT'S BRIAN
This regular is a real estate agent who is fueled by straight espresso every morning
QUAD SHOT RYAN
This barista spent the last year in Thailand
MACY
What is our phone policy?
All baristas keep their phones in the staff cabinet, withe exception to leadership who may keep it for Homebase!
What is the Sheriff's go-to drink?
Italiano
This person was a nun and their wife loves to go on knitting cruises
DENISE
(English Breakfast Tea w Foamy Milk)
This barista stretches at least 5 times every shift
KADIN
What is the tardy policy (including order of penalties)?
Tardy = 5 minutes late. 3 Tardies in 1 month = Strike. Strike (or 15 mins late) = deep cleaning task. Tardy after a strike in the same month = 2 week suspension period.
Where did the Sheriff go to college?
100pt bonus: What was his nickname?
Baylor in Texas
Hotch
This regular is into tennis and works as an assistant librarian
ERICA
(Iced oat milk matcha)
These baristas got married in 2026 (you must name them all)
Abby, Claire, Taylor, Mady
Who (and in what order) do you call if someone doesn't show up for their shift?
BONUS 50pts: How does this change on Fridays?
1) Call the barista, 2) call Abby, 3) call Brian or Kristin
On Fridays skip #2
What does the sheriff feel is his REAL calling?
Opera singer
This person used to manage a Best Buy, has been married for 25+ years, likes to follow sports
GARY
(Quad Americano with Cream)
This barista climbed through the order window
ABBY
(Don't do that)
Name EVERY closing task
Bonus 350pts: name every opening task
(Abby will check against the list)
When was the only time the sheriff had to use his Jiujitsu training in real life?
When Kristin was in labor with Ella and had him in a choke hold
This person biked from the lowest to highest place in South America, used to live in Czech, and married a French woman
ANDRE
(8oz Americano, cortado to go)
This barista was the first hire at Stillhouse
BRIAN ANSWER!