17th Street Boys
Only one 17th street boy came to Jared P’s bachelor party, but these two were invited.
Sam Gaby & Tyler Grose
It’s Rush Season! The Storefront WAGs represent these two Hope sororities.
Dorian & Delphi
Luke disgustingly used and returned this piece of audio technology to Costco.
AirPods
It just means "a guy."
Mann
This iconic dad shares a name with everyone’s favorite talking dog.
Ben Rufenacht
Though not a subletter, this sexy beast enjoyed sleep paralysis on our couch.
Liam Cunningham
Luke owned the grossest minivan at Hope when he found mice living in it. This other stinky boy owned the second grossest minivan.
Josh Miller
These three Storefront WAGs have lived at Baker Lofts.
Grace, Molly, & Gracyn
One of the following is a New Holland Brewing Christmas cocktail.
North Pole Fizz, Snowman Old Fashioned, Jingle Jangle, Rum Rum Reindeer
One of the following names does not translate to “son of ____:” McArthur, Stephenson, Gray, Larson
Gray
Honk shoo! Ron Severino will automatically fall asleep after one can of this beer.
Oberon
Boom-chicka! Josh Haddad left behind this snack-making machine that we used maybe once ever.
Popcorn machine
This 17th street WAG shares a name with a storefront WAG.
Molly Leyden
This Storefront couple has been together the longest.
The Babbs ≈ 8.5 years
GM of big Oil Luke Rufenacht, owns real oil company stock famous for its oil spill in the early 2000s.
BP
An occupational last name from Middle English meaning referring to a prison guard.
Galer
Seeing double? This dad has an identical twin who remembers being in the womb.
Mark Larson
Jared P. lived with this messy Storefront subletter for another summer after college.
Anders Bogard
Epstein files? Try Teague files. Canaan disgustingly told this Hope lax girl that he’d love to “finger her like a guitar.”
Maddie McCreery
Name the two sets of WAGS that are Eskimo sisters.
Natalie & Molly
Sutton & Sophie
Cha-ching? Nobody knows if any dining dollars were ever spent at this low volume Hope eatery.
The Cup & Chaucer
This last name is a form of a Middle English word for infant or young child.
Babb
This dad told Jared at an engagement party that cigarettes were “my wife’s thing.”
Big Jim Galer
When Kramer didn’t use Garret’s room during his stay at Storefront, we used the room for storage of these instead.
Empty cans
Tommy and his now bride hosted this podcast junior year, the name of which is a three digit number.
The 567 Podcast
Go Squires! This WAG went to the same elementary school as the Piersmas.
Grace Stephenson
We all spent hundreds of dollars on New Holland Brewing steins in college. A stein holds this many ounces of beer. (will accept rounded answers within 1 ounce)
33.8 ounces
This last name has a Latin root meaning harsh or austere.
Severino
This dad got to name the street he lives on.
Mr. Babb (sorry T I forgot his name)
Kramer spent his nights sleeping on a futon which was this bright color.
Blue