I love chocolate!
Nikki
What do we call 2 babies born at the same time?
They are TWINS!
What is one plus one?
Two.
What was the name of the boy whose parents buried him by mistake?
Max.
Today I eat at home. Yesterday I ____ in a restaurant.
ate
I need to learn ENGLISH VERBS!!!
Hugo
What is a crib?
It is a bed for a baby.
What is five minus three?
Two.
What country was Max from?
Germany
brought
My daughters ate the furniture!
Megan and Autumn Beaver's Mom
When Megan & Autumn were 16 months old, what did they begin to do to the furniture?
They began to CHEW on the furniture.
Nikki is from what city and state in the Unites States?
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Where did Max's parents bury him?
In the town cemetery
I think I broke my arm. Yesterday, I _______ I broke my arm.
Yesterday, I thought I broke my arm.
My parents buried me in a coffin when I was 5 years old. One little problem: I wasn't dead!!
Max
The twins chewed on the furniture and then _______ the wood. They were eating the furniture!!
SWALLOWED. They were SWALLOWING the furniture. They were eating the furniture.
How do you spell 44?
Forty-four.
How old was Max when he really died and in what country did he die?
Max died - really died - in the United States. He was 93 years old.
I wear blue jeans everyday. Yesterday I _____ blue jeans.
Yesterday I wore blue jeans.
I lived to be 93 years old!
Max
The doctor ___________ some medicine because the twins needed minerals. This is why they were eating the wooden furniture and dirt.
The doctor PRESCRIBED medicine.
In our first class, we played Two Truths and One Lie. The truths were that I have skydived and run a marathon. What was the lie?
I lied when I said I can ride a unicycle.
Max's parents went to the cemetery after they buried Max and did what to the coffin?
They dug up the coffin and opened it.
Give the past tense of all of the following verbs:
bring, read, put, have, do, go, become, drive
brought, read, put, had, did, went, became, drove