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Baby Genius
100
An organ of Kelli’s that the baby enjoys kicking.
What is the stomach? The Bladder? All of the above?
100
Record your voice, play it back, and legally steal songs from the radio with this toy.
What is a cassette tape player?
100
From the beginning, this parent had a feeling their baby was a girl.
Who is Sam?
100
In the United States, more babies are born on this day of the week than any other.
What is Wednesday?
100
This body part makes up ¼ of a newborn baby’s total height.
What is the head?
200
Baby Stratford's first name
What is Savannah?
200
Fuzzy, rainbow colored bears whose bellies signify love, cheer, friendship, and funshine.
Who are the Care Bears?
200
This parent specifically names safe driving habits as one of their true loves in life.
Who is Kelli?
200
One of the top 10 most popular girl names of 2016?
What is… Sophia Emma Olivia Ava Mia Isabella Riley Aria Zoe Charlotte
200
A newborn baby wets its diaper this many times per hour.
What is 5?
300
The day doctors predict Baby Stratford will arrive.
What is July 5th?
300
Anthropomorphic amphibians that live in sewers, love pizza, and are named after Italian Renaissance artists.
Who are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
300
Found outdoors, this is something Tyler loves to collect.
What are sticks? Rocks? Leaves? Bugs?
300
One of the top 10 most popular boy names of 2016.
What is… Jackson Aiden Lucas Liam Noah Ethan Mason Caden Oliver Elijah
300
The average baby will go through about 2,700 of these in a year.
What are diapers?
400
Baby Stratford's gender was revealed when Tyler smacked this item with a baseball bat.
What is a pinata?
400
Live the life of a tiny italian plumber in this game. Eat mushrooms, punch brick walls, and rock a mustache. (PS if this game doesn’t work, just blow on it.)
Who is Super Mario Brothers? (Or) What is Super Nintendo?
400
A movin’ and groovin’ exercise that Kelli enjoys.
What is Zumba?
400
Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Mark Twain, Stevie Wonder, and Sir Winston Churchill all had this in common as babies.
What is premature birth?
400
After a 22 month pregnancy, these animal mamas give birth to a 200 lb baby.
What are elephants?
500
Baby Stratford’s name comes from her dad’s love of this academic subject.
What is geography?
500
Mostly naked plastic figurines with ugly faces and up-combed neon hair.
What are Troll Dolls?
500
Sam and Tyler built this two-wheeled item together with supplies from Goodwill and WalMart.
What is a sweet, new-ish bike?
500
Nicknamed the snotsucker, this popular nasal aspirator from Sweden lets you de-snot your baby’s nose with suction created by your own mouth!
What is a NoseFrida?
500
The country where the heaviest human baby was born, weighing in at 22 pounds. (Think carbs.)
What is Italy?
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