Ancients (not neow)
This guy is so goofy that everyone is scared he will brick your run
Vakuu
One of the simplest relics, this gives you a double upgrade.
Neow's talisman
Lactose-intolerant adventurers may want to skip this event, which offers far more dairy than dignity.
Room full of cheese
If relics had fan clubs, Ironclad would be president of this one—getting punched is just part of the strategy.
Centennial puzzle
This goofy ah guy always goes infinite
Jake
Some slayers are very fond of this ancients body parts
Pael
This relic is sponsored by Red bull and Nike (not literally)
Winged boots
This machine is straight from Slay the spire 4. It's where capitalism meets alchemy.
Future of potions?
Defect treats this relic less like a spinning toy and more like an engine that forgot how to stop.
Unceasing top
This guy thinks he's scaling (he never is)
Alpaca
This ancient reminds you that some choices should have drawbacks
Darv
Unavailable in singleplayer, this relic gives you access to some unique STS2 cards.
Massive scroll
This room of 3 choices might have significant consequences for the rest of the game. Bad players may choose to lose HP here to make their deck worse.
Doll room
If Regent had a dress code, this relic would be mandatory, because every victory should come with a bigger payday
Bowler hat
This guy thinks he has good internet
Kasantin
This ancient's main priority is apparently making sure your outfit is up to standard and you're well fed.
Nonupipe
This relic makes your easy pool fight very worth, at a steep cost.
Silver crucible.
This event proves that "pick your poison" isn't always figurative—unless you choose the donut.
Wood carvings (peck/slither/toric event)
One of the three, this relic makes your horn cleat turn, lit
Candelabra
This guy is always late, causing the circle to have created a reinitiation rite
Austin (ehm, restart the lobby?)
This Ancient has only one piece of advice for the weak: stop being weak, and start hitting
Tanx
She may send you up the Spire, but this relic makes sure you take a little piece of her with you.
Neow's torment
This event turns a quest that began with a mysterious key into a final exam in morals... and opportunity cost.
War historian Repy
This relic gives elites one more golden reason to be worth the fight.
White Star
This legendary slayer has one piece of advice for you: PICK.EVERY.CARD