What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What are the Triton three?
Ownership, Integrity, Respect
Is water wet?
No
What makes sun but we cant hear it?
The sun
A girl fell off a 50 foot ladder but didnt get hurt, how come?
She fell off the bottom ladder
Im tall when im young and im short when im old what am I?
A candle
Who is our nurse here at CMS?
Mrs. Collins
What animal once lived 18 months without a head?
A chicken
What is black and white and has words all over it?
A newspaper
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What is always in front of you but cant be seen?
Name someone in the lunch staff
Possible answers:
Ms Linda
Mr Steve
Ms Autumn
A giraffe
What is the tallest mountain on earth
Mauna Kea and Maunaloa in Hawaii
They are underwater
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Who are the four counselors at CMS?
Ms Agrella, Mr Garcia, Ms Rabe, and Ms Katie
What animals eyes are bigger than its brain?
An ostrich
What space rock smells like rotten eggs?
A commet
If you spell "sit in the tub" s-o-a-k, and you spell "A funny story" j-o-k-e, how do you spell "The white of an egg"
E-G-G W-H-I-T-E
I shave everyday but my beard stays the same what am I?
A barber
Who is our schools weardian?
Mr Kody
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
What fruit is radio active?
Bananas