As recorded within The Code of Elves presented in Elf, show me the best way to spread Christmas cheer.
Sing loudly.
What are caribou (reindeer)?
Christmas comes early for Starbucks when they give away free holiday-themed mugs on this annual, themed day. This year, it was on November 14th.
What is Red Cup Day?
What is The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Two words: Semi-aquatic, dam-building rodents inside of the main office building at the University of Mobile.
What is a Weaver beaver?
Show me what the "nine ladies" were doing in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song.
Dance.
Dwayne Johnson stars in this new Christmas movie which the Toronto Star called, "A joyless, testosterone-fuelled tempest that squanders a reported $250 million budget on a hailstorm of crummy CGI and a blizzard of bad vibes."
What is Red One?
Aye, aye! The corn and oat breakfast cereal featuring a high-ranking naval officer releases this variation of its cereal around the holidays, featuring red and green trees, snowmen, and stars.
What is (Cap'n Crunch's) Christmas Crunch?
"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" by Tyler, The Creator
What is The Grinch?
Two words: Protective gear to enter the visual arts building.
What is Farmer armor?
Elvis Presley performed a ballad about how melancholy his holiday season will be. Bring me an object the same color as Christmas.
Bring me a blue object
Tim Allen stars as the jolly man himself in The Santa Clause, but with this name featuring the same initials.
What is Scott Calvin?
Arranged in the shape of a Christmas tree, expect to see these small, chocolate candies ring to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" during commercial breaks.
What are Hershey's Kisses?
"Silver and Gold" and "We're a Couple of Misfits" by Burt Ives
What is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Three words: An automobile covered in suns at our basketball/volleyball gymnasium.
What is a Pharr star car?
In Home Alone, Kevin McCallister follows up his steam shower with heavy application of aftershave. Show me his famous reaction to this.
Make the scream face.
Ralphie Parker, in an attempt to receive his Red Ryder air rifle, asks Santa Claus, asks his mom, and even writes an essay for his teacher in A Christmas Story. In response, they tell him this five-word phrase.
What is "You'll shoot your eye out"?
The first company to ever use Santa Claus in advertising was White Rock Beverages in 1915. However, most people will tell you that this other beverage company was the first to use Saint Nick for marketing.
What is Coca-Cola?
"Pennies from Heaven" by Louis Prima and "Baby, It's Cold Outside" sung by the actors.
What is Elf?
Three words: A patron saint goalkeeper who lives in the only co-ed dorm on campus.
What is a holy Foley goalie?
Hopefully you won't be left out of the reindeer games after this. Make your nose glow the same color as Rudolph's (without hurting yourself)
Make your nose glow red (put your flashlight inside of your nostril)
What is Clarence?
For the holidays, M&M's releases a recurring ad of Santa Claus fainting after seeing these two personified, candied characters named after their colors.
Who are Red and Yellow?
"Christmas Time is Here" and "O Tennenbaum" by Vince Guaraldi
What is A Charlie Brown Christmas?
Three words: A radical American motorcycle owned by the Chapel Coordinator
What is a gnarly Charlie Harley?