Stupid Jeopardy

Category 1

100

Hi

Hi

200

You see the child from the missing poster. Do you call the number on the poster or kidnap him?

Kidnap him (jk dont do this in real life)

300

Burn down the moon

Ok

400

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 10?

6

500

He's a really fast blue hedgehog. Who is he?

Mario

Category 2

100

Hello

Hello

200

How to deal with karens?

(Hint: something related with fire)

Burn them

300

Bob stole your kidney.

Steal it back, shoot him, or call the cops?

Call the cops

400

11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, or 20?

17

500

Radioactive dinosaur. Who is he?

GODZILLA- wait get off of my keyboard godzilla- ROOOOOOOOAAOAAAAAAAAAoOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!RRRRRRŘrrrrRRRRRRRRR