Relatives
Food and Bevvies
Garthisms
Gettin Edumacated
I Don't Want a Pickle
100

Faith’s sister shares the name of this fishy Disney Princess.

Ariel

100

This Susan dessert could start a fight between Joe and Garth

Pineapple Delight

100

“Selective memory” could be an english translation of this one of Garth’s self-diagnoses

Sometimers

100

With a major in political science, Erin will be graduating in 2026 with a minor in this subject

Sociology

100

It was at this school’s gym, where over a hundred children sang Garth’s song when he retired

Ruth Hooker School

200

The middle name Cara is shortened in honour of this matriarch

Carolyn

200

This restaurant suggestion nearly got Dan rejected by Natalie

Marigold

200

George is most commonly referred to as this by his father

Jackass

200

This grade is the highest level of public education that Garth has received

Eighth
200

On Christmas morning, the Bodley’s race to find a pickle in the form of this object

Christmas tree ornament

300

Jenn is the youngest of this many siblings

Three

300

George makes “cookies” by squashing this candy

Skittles

300

Stolen from a Scanterbury Treaty gas receipt, this is one of Garth’s alter egos

Darrell

300

His proficiency in this instrument sent Joe to McGill University in his early 20s

Saxophone

300

Jenn’s favourite is this “always chilled” pickle brand that can not be found in Canada anymore

Claussen

400

This is Susan’s alter ego in the Parisien family

Peez

400

This powdered beverage is referred to simply, as this primary colour 

RED

400

This is Garth's life motto

The spirit of getting away

400

Before becoming a self-employed thong salesman, Natalie went to school for this trade

Esthetics

400

This polish style pickle is a favourite of George

Polskie Ogorkie

500

George’s aunt on his paternal side lives in this Canadian province

British Columbia

500

This dip shares the name of our provincial mascot, and is sure to spice up any night

Buffalo Chicken Dip

500
When Garth talks about getting someone to do something, he grabs them by this

scruff of the neck

500

This stupid neighbour took French in university

Jenn

500

In Garth's song, I don't want a pickle, this is what would rather do

Ride his motorcycle

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