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BSOD
Abbreviation!
Eat. Consume. Chew. Devour. Gobble. Ingest. Munch. Scoff. Swallow. Snack. Dine. FEAST.
Synonym
You are the quietest class I have ever had
Irony
What you want?
Ellipsis
What a beautiful day! (Narrator: Its raining fire outside)
Irony
Im so hungry I could eat a horse
Hyperbole
And speak he did...
Inversion
English you must learn, but deep inside you yearn, your abitur shall burn
Rhyme!
Oxymoron
It is awfully hard work doing nothing
Paradox
The brother enjoys watching movies, the sister enjoys watching a series
Contrast
The world is a stage
Metaphor
You are free to execute your laws, and your citizens, as you see fit...
Zeugma
Living Room
Compound Word
The caveman warms up his food with his microwave
Anachronism