The player with the best betting odds to win this year's Super Bowl MVP.
Patrick Mahomes
Interestingly, strawberries are not a berry, but these curved, non-spherical, elongated shaped fruits are.
Bananas
In the 1980's, this fast food chain started the phrase "Where's the beef?"
Wendy's
Tom Cruise spy movies mixed with a plant based "meat" item.
Mission Impossible Burger
The kids were supposed to shoot this feathered animal into a bin or something, but that seemed dumb and I didn't have time for all that so we just did a study hall.
A duck
The phrase "Super Bowl" is trademarked, so companies can't use that phrase in commercials and whatnot. What do they typically call the Super Bowl in these commercials instead?
"The Big Game"
Archaeologists have found 3,000+ year old jars of this sweet substance in Egyptian tombs that are still perfectly edible. Its low moisture content and high acidity help prevent bacteria from growing.
Honey
One of my personal favorite cuts of steak. Includes a ribeye and is named after a Native American weapon.
Tomahawk
A Disney fairytale meets Marshawn Lynch
Beauty and the Beast Mode
Some kid yelled this word, which means "school" in spanish.
Escuela
In 2019, the New England Patriots won the most boring super bowl of all time 13-3 against this west coast team that has moved homes like 3 times.
Los Angeles Rams
Octopus blood is this color because it has copper in it as opposed to iron.
Blue
Including the Spanish word for meat in its two word name, it's spicy marinated strips of steak served with rice and beans.
Carne Asada
A meth making science teacher meets a Latin music superstar.
Breaking Bad Bunny
They are making a Barnes and Noble in this Ohio city.
Canton, Ohio
The owner of this NFL team died yesterday at 102. Her husband, George Halas, basically started the NFL.
Chicago Bears
55 Cancri-E, a Super Earth exoplanet is believed to be at least 1/3 this mineral due to its immense pressure.
Diamond
There is no beef in the beefsteak variety of this. I grew them on my front porch last summer.
Tomato
An archaeologist played by Harrison Ford meets a boy with an arrow on his head that can control the elements.
Indiana Jones and the Last Airbender
A student asked another student for their opinion on Allen Iverson vs. this point guard for the Dallas Mavericks.
Kyrie Irving
Name literally any offensive lineman starting in the Super Bowl.
Chiefs:
Joe Thuney, Mike Caliendo, Creed Humphrey, Trey Smith, Jawaan Taylor
Eagles:
Jordan Mailata, Landon Dickerson, Cam Jurgens, Mekhi Becton, Lane Johnson
This hormone is most heavily associated with sleep.
Melatonin
Gordon Ramsey's signature dish. Filet mignon wrapped in duxelles and puff pastry.
Beef Wellington
A high speed movie franchise with like 17.5 movies meets a curious little monkey.
Fast and Furious George
That one dude at a bodega in New York that makes things the _____ way. He always goes like "shore, shore" and "can't forget the bev".
Ocky